Posted on 12/31/2020 12:19:51 AM PST by Olog-hai
In his latest report on federal government waste, a project he completes every year, Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) highlights $54.7 billion in government spending that he deems wasteful. Among the items noted this year is the creation of a $6.9 million “smart toilet,” which operates with three cameras, one of which can identify a user’s “analprint.”
As explained in The Festivus Report 2020, researchers at Stanford University used $6,973,057 in funds granted through the National Cancer Institute, which is part of the National Institutes of Health (NIH) to create a so-called “smart toilet.”
The purpose of the toilet is to develop “easily deployable hardware and software for the long-term analysis of a user’s excreta through data collection and models of human health,” state the researchers in an abstract.
“Each user of the toilet is identified through their fingerprint and the distinctive features of their anoderm [anus], and the data are securely stored and analysed in an encrypted cloud server,” state the researchers. …
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They use them on Uranus
Be tough to identify due to roid rage.
lol
It would be nice to have a bowl that could instantly analyze your movement for testing purposes and then you flush away.
But that ain’t this :)
Omg, the deep state anal probes.
That will pizz off the aliens from space, they have that contract.
Reality check.... Who gets to see your dangling wadding tackle or chocolate starfish.
This is taxpayer paid PORN collection and distribution.
Secure encrypted servers
Bwwahahahaha
Donkey dung
This is getting to be a very weird country :)
Please explain to me why the toilet needs to know who is sitting on it?
HOORAY Rand & Ron. Not a crime family
Crime families ruin America.
Pelosi
Biden
Clinton
Bush
McConnell
Cuomo
Dingell
etc.
etc.
etc.
On Jan 20, Trump will have Biden’s anal print on the bottom of his shoe.
Wait till they start texting you from the IRS that;
Your food intake quota was 3lbs over your allotted intake for the month - taxed $30 - administration fees $10
Your allowable waste output was 3lbs over for the month, penalty $300
Your intake allowance has been cut by 2lbs, this reduction is a daily intake amount.
Should you wish to increase your intake amount you can purchase excreta credits if you can show your family has collectively reduced their intake to cover your desired increase.
IRS Poop and Protection division
Remember that punk film a while back, the bad evil corporation that ruled the planet ??
Water and Power, without either we control every person on the planet. Welcome to Waste, Water, and Power corporation
We are in the crapper.
Respects.
But what the hell? What is the difference between an AnalPRint and a Sears parking lot? One has cracks in the asphalt, and the other has faults in the ass cracks....
IRS Poop and Protection division
lol
Americans will have to do what they have always done...hide their Assets!! :)
Whole neighborhoods are gonna smell REALLY bad!!
That was a funny, if not terrifying, post.
Because anything is possible with dems and the IRS in the future
It says that the grant was through the national Institute of health I believe it’s the famous Dr. Fauci that’s in charge of that organization perhaps rand Paul would like to call him and have him explain Why he thought it was appropriate to expand over $6 million to have cameras take an imprint of peoples ass. afterwards he should be fired.
There really should be an investigation conducted into Dr. Facci‘s activities let’s start back in 2009 when he silenced Dr. Judy Mikovitz when she wanted to warn the public about the animal retrovirus contamination in the vaccines which is now been linked as the causative agent of all sorts of serious human illness and deaths then we can proceed to him and Obama transferring Virus gain of function research to the Chinese communist party, also his activities once the virus was released such as his dubious advice to the president to implement lockdowns which destroyed the economy needlessly. then we have his activities which destroyed the credibility of the use of HCQ which paved the way for the FDA to legally grant emergency use authorization for the vaccines
Taken individually or collectively Fauci should be charged with crimes against humanity
Possibilities include:
“The Island”
Too much bacon, Lincoln 6 Echo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GrCowzLz98
Watch...and learn...
And Michael Bay gets to keep making movies...(just joking)
I liked this movie, BTW.
“Your honor, the prosecution will prove beyond the shadow of doubt that this is the defendants asshole.”
They would never get a clear shot through the water stream coming from my Japanese toilet.
LOL
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