[Rurudyne]

To paraphrase the old saying: do progressives lie in the woods?

[sport]

They [Progressives] lie out of the woods too. Progressives lie in the air when they are in the air. Progressives lie in the water when they are in the water. Progressives lie where ever they are.

[tallyhoe]

To paraphrase the old saying: do progressives lie in the woods?

How can you tell if a progressive is lying? His lips are moving!!