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To: ConservativeMind

She needs to paint her toenails red so she can hide in cherry trees.
Oh wait - that’s an old elephant joke.


5 posted on 09/23/2023 6:10:02 PM PDT by Palio di Siena (P01135809)
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To: Palio di Siena

How can you tell when there’s an elephant in your refrigerator?

You can see her footprints in the cheesecake!


20 posted on 09/23/2023 7:11:17 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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To: Palio di Siena

You don’t think she paints her own nails, do you? That’s what farriers are for.


25 posted on 09/23/2023 7:45:32 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: Palio di Siena

She has Fred Flintstone feet!!!!

Wow!!! The PSI is off the charts with them!!!!


27 posted on 09/23/2023 7:47:44 PM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Palio di Siena
She needs to paint her toenails red so she can hide in cherry trees. Oh wait - that’s an old elephant joke.

Do you think she could be mistaken for one? 😆😁😂

30 posted on 09/24/2023 12:12:33 AM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF Captain & pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
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