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Dear Abby: I’m a Lesbian … I Think
New York Post ^ | 10/18

Posted on 10/18/2023 11:41:16 AM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: CatOwner

Abusive relationships are certainly not exclusive to heterosexuals.

Facts and studies have shown that queer relationships are far more violent than normal man/woman relationships.


21 posted on 10/18/2023 12:16:10 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
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To: nickcarraway

Dear Abby, dear Abby
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren’t so expensive I’d wish I were dead!

Signed, Unhappy

Unhappy, Unhappy
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain’t what you ain’t
So listen up buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood!

(The late GREAT John Prine)


22 posted on 10/18/2023 12:17:51 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: DIRTYSECRET

Keep them in a cage ...

Do not get in the cage with them.

Lion-taming is safer.

At the end of the day, though, it’s your funeral. Risk assessment, risk mitigation, and risk taking are ultimately personal things.

Me? I’ve already had close encounters of the lesbian kind. I stay well clear of them, now.


23 posted on 10/18/2023 12:19:40 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: NorthMountain

Andrew Dice Clay. His brief career went up in smoke when feminists attacked him as a misogynist. He may have been one of the first casualties of cancel culture.


24 posted on 10/18/2023 12:22:20 PM PDT by DeplorablePaul
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To: CatOwner

In fact, lots of them are relegated to the relationships of alphabet folks


25 posted on 10/18/2023 12:23:31 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: DeplorablePaul

The Diceman was hilarious.

This, of course, is anathema to feminists.


26 posted on 10/18/2023 12:23:50 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: nickcarraway

Women can choose to be lesbian.

Men usually get initiated into being gay by groomers.


27 posted on 10/18/2023 12:28:56 PM PDT by struggle
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To: struggle

What about men choosing to be lesbians?

I thought we could self-identify as anything we want.


28 posted on 10/18/2023 12:39:21 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: nickcarraway

No need to understand anything more than the fact that women understand women, and they hate each other.


29 posted on 10/18/2023 12:57:04 PM PDT by txeagle
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To: nickcarraway
Your doctor or health insurance company can refer you to someone who is qualified. Your local LGBTQ community center may also be able to help. Please don’t wait.

Your nearest LGBTQ Community center is located at your local public pre-school just for your information.

Seriously, what are they going to actually tell this woman? You're probably straight? I don't think so. Go and get to the community center to be reindoctrinated. What a joke.

30 posted on 10/18/2023 1:08:23 PM PDT by frogjerk (More people have died trusting the government than not trusting the government.)
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To: nickcarraway

I believe that most gay people these days are gay because they’ve been told by the media, the schools and their peers that it’s cool and “edgy.” Z-lennials are very into being “edgy.”


31 posted on 10/18/2023 1:17:11 PM PDT by Allegra (Stop the Zeepers from Censoring FReepers)
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To: NorthMountain

I’m a male lesbian.....


32 posted on 10/18/2023 1:18:41 PM PDT by Osage Orange (I miss Rush)
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To: nickcarraway

I liked BZ’s advice in the comments:

Lacking: Life can be like deciding on flooring when renovating a house. You can try a bunch of carpet samples, but sometimes you figure out that hardwood is for you.


33 posted on 10/18/2023 1:20:36 PM PDT by Do_Tar (It took all my interest just to post this.)
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To: Do_Tar

You have to be 17 to donate blood. I’m not sure why 17. But imagine forcing a noncompliant teenager to do it.


34 posted on 10/18/2023 1:22:42 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Dr. Franklin
Art Linkletter in his book Kids Say the Darndest Things (largely based on things kids said on his "House Party" program) quotes a kid talking about his mother growing "Algerians" (should have been "geraniums"). This was probably when the French war in Algeria was in the news.
35 posted on 10/18/2023 1:24:34 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: nickcarraway

I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body!


36 posted on 10/18/2023 1:30:08 PM PDT by asformeandformyhouse (I've been listening to a lot of rap music lately. Mostly at red lights and stop signs.)
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To: Verginius Rufus

I tried to grow Algerians, but in my yard, I could only make Tunisians work.


37 posted on 10/18/2023 1:31:38 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: EnigmaticAnomaly

Nope, you’re not missing anything.


38 posted on 10/18/2023 1:37:50 PM PDT by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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To: Osage Orange
I’m a lesbian. My wife

I have observed that a lot of them men who get their johnson's chopped off and pretend to be women, claim to be lesbians.

I have also observed that the actual XX lesbians don't appreciate or approve of this.

39 posted on 10/18/2023 1:45:05 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: NorthMountain

It’s a joke.....


40 posted on 10/18/2023 1:48:54 PM PDT by Osage Orange (I miss Rush)
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