Posted on 11/25/2023 5:59:31 PM PST by algore
Frequently Asked Questions
Where am I?
Yowza.
What is this?
Yowza!
What is happening?
YOWZA!
Is Yowza the revolutionary social network by Cards Against Humanity with no misinformation, hate speech, or bad vibes of any kind?
Yowzaaa.
What kind of stuff can I post on Yowza?
Yowza.
Just “yowza”?
Yowwwza.
What if I want to express how angry I am about the latest bad thing in the news? What if I want to fish for compliments without looking desperate? What if I want to post a hot take that shows how thoughtful and interesting I am?
Yowza!
Okay. What about punctuation? Hashtags? Mentions?
Yowza!?
#yowzaaa @yowza
Weird question. If I’m one of the first 10,000 people to refer a new yowzer using my special code, will you pay me $4.20?
Yowza!
Weirder question. If I refer a ton of people by 7:30 PM PT, will I get $69, a free deck of Head Trip, or even a $69,420 grand prize?
YOWZAAA!!
Ugh, are all of these awful 69s and 420s a painfully unfunny reference to Elon Musk’s juvenile obsession with those numbers?
yowza
For a referral to count, does the person who uses my code need to post a yowza?
Yowza.
Is referring people the only way to win cash? Is there something else I could do? Maybe an hourly “Yowza Challenge” where I can get paid up to $1,000 just for stuff like posting a popular yowza?
Yyyowza!!
I got referred to Yowza by a friend. If I enter their referral code, will you give me a 25% discount on everything at the Cards Against Humanity Store?
Yowza!
I earned money! Will you send a PayPal payment to the email address I entered during sign-up within a few days?
Yowza.
Oops! I gave you the wrong email address or phone number during sign-up. Should I email mail@cardsagainsthumanity.com to fix this?
Yowza.
You changed my avatar and/or display name to something embarrassing after I repeatedly failed moderation. Is this my punishment for trying to create bad vibes on Yowza?
Yowza.
Do you promise you won’t track me across the entire Internet or accidentally cause a genocide in Myanmar, like Facebook?
Yowza.
Do you promise you won’t share my private information with the Chinese Communist Party, like TikTok?
Yowza.
Do you promise you won’t give my daughter body dysmorphia or serve my son ISIS recruitment videos, like Instagram?
Yowza.
That many huh.
So that is what caused the brain damage?
Sounds kinda “ethnic”....
Is Yowza the revolutionary social network by Cards Against Humanity with no misinformation, hate speech, or bad vibes of any kind?
So completely censored. Reminds me of that old “Coffee Party” knockoff....
“...no misinformation, hate speech, or bad vibes of any kind?”
The devil is always in the details. And definitions.
Does it have free and unlimited porn?
YOWZA!
Suspicious indeed ... Freakin' A!!!
The mere fact that it even mentions “hate speech” tells me it’s a die hard lefty outfit. Regardless, those that like to snoop in on anyone’s speech of any kind will be all over it.
Whogivesashitza.
so it’s a joke...
They are late. Chic had yowza before anyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T08NtkokeQ
The best social media is face to face conversation. Hatd to find, difficult to do. Precious nevertheless.
Hmm. They want your cell phone number to join. Nope.
Just what this world needs...
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