Five hundred bucks to a couple guys from the saloon and a baseball bat would be a good investment by the homeowners.
bigbob Nails It!
Five hundred bucks and a baseball bat. Get real, this is Texas. A bottle of cheap bourbon and a baseball bat. If it’s a Saturday night and they’re already likkered up you’ll probably only need a baseball bat.
My take would have been, “Mr. Squatter, meet Mr .44, an’ don’t you think of comin’ back.