DUmmie FUnnies 10-14-04 PM Edition (Dummies Desperately Voting In Post-Debate Online Polls)

Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | October 14, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

The DUmmies need that winning feeling even if it's only temporary. Watch them in tonight's edition of the Dummie FUnnies as they engage in online poll anxiety. To read the DUmmie FUnnies on a regular basis, let me know if you want to be on the PING list.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[cripplecreek]

Put me on that ping list if you would. I can allways use a good laugh.

[ml1954]

Where's the connection between Makris, O'Reilly, and Bush? These guys are slipping. They're not even competent paranoids.

[Se7eN]

The only time you'll ever see the dungocraps optimistic..

[cripplecreek]

"You are SO right about the importance of the spin for this debate. It's much more important than debate 1 & 2 because Bush is actually on the ropes now. We can't let him off. If we win the spin cycle for this debate, Bush's base will be demoralized."


LOL I'm demoralized allright, I'm so demoralized that I'm boycotting the very polls the DUmmies are DUping

[Ditter]

I went over to DUh myself tonight. The DUmmies seem quite hopeful that their boy is going to slide to victory. That will make their fall all that much harder on Nov 3.

[Darksheare]

LOL!
They are in such a depressed state...LOL!

[ml1954]

I just went the DUmmie land and tried to do a search on Makris, O'Reilly, and Bush and they wanted a donation to do it. They're both incompetent capitalists and incompetent paranoids.

[bert]

Living a lie must be the pits.

[cripplecreek]

You may recall the first round of swift vet ads gave Bush an appoximately 10 point lead. The show about the POWs makes the swift vet ads seem mild.

I predict mass suicides on the left.

[concretebob]

Ping Me Dr.Memory

Clem Clone, Back to the shadows again.

[Ditter]

Hmmmmm mass suicides. Can I watch?

Forgive me Lord, and be with the starving pygmies in Africa.

[ml1954]

CNN site does not show totals... is my vote being counted?

No, it isn't. You didn't hit the button on your mouse hard enough.

[weegee]

Thanks for compiling these excerpts. Even if PU deletes the thread, this will remain.

I have bookmarked it throw it back in the media's lap the next time they take issue with us FReeping A poll.

MS-NBC has specially singled FR out over such activity in the past. These polls got far more response and it was spurred by the DNC itself.

F. Democrats and their double standards

[weegee]

you could try doing a search on google like this:

site:www.democraticunderground.com Bush

F. Democrats and the jackass they rode in on.

[ItsOurTimeNow]

If we win the spin cycle for this debate, Bush's base will be demoralized.

I'm sorry, but if anyone in "Bush's Base" is actually demoralized by post-debate spin from MSM - they should be drug out back and beaten with reeds.

[ml1954]

Thanks for the info. Tried it. Nothing yet, but I'm sure this fertile ground will bear fruit.

[ml1954]

It will go something like this...this scandal is sucking all of the air out of the IMPORTANT ISSUES that MUST be discussed at this time, so obviously KARL ROVE must be behind it and we all know that BOR calls Karl every night before he goes to bed and that O'Reilly set Makris up just before the election to prompt her to act knowing he had the COMPLETE tapes of their conversations. And my tin foil hat is barely getting warm.

[zencycler]

Or maybe they want ammunition to claim vote fraud after the election. They'll try it, believe me. They'll say "How could Bush have won, when all these 'polls' showed him losing." Then we'll be hearing about how Bush stole the election for another four years.

The Dem's only means of motivation is through feeling victimized.