DU Closes up shop for the night. All nonmembers unable to lurk. LOL

DUh | 11-3-2004 | me

[smith288]

They are cowards...

[Nathan Zachary]

Someone please! lurk but don't say anything, they will boot your *ss real fast! I just gotta know what they are saying.

[reformjoy]

>>Wawawaw! What about cell phones? What about the "youth vote"? What about Micheal Moore? What about Dan Rather's lies? We Won Won We Won!<<


MANY Blessings to the makers of TEAM AMERICA: WORLD
POLICE for coming out before the election
to de-program the brainwashed youth that had watched Moores' 911 film.

[Ichneumon]

But i'll bet you can't register tonight either

Correct. They had new registrations turned off HOURS ago.

[eyespysomething]

you can always try http://www.bugmenot.com

[LibertarianInExile]

Some of us know what's going on over there...this is my favorite desperation post right now:

Merlin (xxx posts) Wed Nov-03-04 03:15 PM
Original message
We will win Ohio by 23,660 votes in tonight's count-- I've calculated it.

I took the current margins in each of the counties from the official OH website:
http://election.sos.state.oh.us/results/RaceDetail.aspx...

I then divided these margins by the % of precincts reporting for each county to determine the projected final margin.

Result will be, when all said and done, approximately:

Bush 2,326,200
Kerry 2,349,860

---

Margin +23,660

I know of no reason why this will not be reasonably accurate.

Of course it's a victory with .5% of the vote, so that means they will have to wait for the absentees and provisionals to be counted which will take 2 weeks.

[PJ-Comix]

No problem for me. I've been lurking all over the DU. Remember, I am deep cover over there and haven't given my disguise away. In fact, I might be so deep cover on DU that I might even be one of their moderators. Hee! Hee!

[PJ-Comix]

If you want to read more of DU on the DUmmie FUnnies just ask to be on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List. Remember, I am deep cover over there (am I a moderator?) and can still lurk there all I want.

[SunkenCiv]

[gorush]

They could sell tickets and make a bundle...

[LibertarianInExile]

More hilarious DUing (quality language over there right now):

CamelLights (xxx posts) Wed Nov-03-04 03:50 PM
Response to Original message "
Let me be the first to say that this is a SHAM!"

5. bullshit is right!

I don't know anybody who voted for *! He stole the election in Florida by a hair, but now he's gotten good at stealing elections and he stole this one by a wide margin.

Ohio isn't done any damn way. We won't know for 11 days or more because they're not counting the provisional ballots. I call bullshit on this entire fucking election.

[BBT]

The good news is that one of them said he/she had "had it" and was "never going to vote again." Perhaps more will adopt that attitude.

[js1138]

Don't we have a couple of moles?

[SunkenCiv]

Polling-Booth Delusions
by Jonah Goldberg
November 01, 2004

Bin Laden really, truly doesn't understand America. But one can hear the murmurings to the contrary: Yesterday, for example, the governor of Pennsylvania -- Ed Rendell -- declared, "It's obvious to me that bin Laden is trying to help George Bush because George Bush is the best recruiter that al Qaeda has." Walter Cronkite said something a little different, but twice as demented: that he was "inclined to think that Karl Rove, the political manager at the White House, who is a very clever man, he probably set up bin Laden to this thing."

Cronkite's been a demagogue for a while. Rendell is merely a Democrat. :')

[45semi]

Here's a page w/ screenshots from there tonight.
Page Here 1.1 Mgbs Flash- Sorry, I didnt have time to put controls on it, rightclick and uncheck 'play' if you wanna stop on a page.

[FreedomCalls]

If they would simply say they are shutting down so as to keep their comments to themselves I would think nothing of it, but when they claim they are shutting down due to some phoney "bandwidth" issues due to the excessive numbers of users (at 2am ET? Get real!) then they are exposing their true face -- liars, phoneys, and cheats.

That's why they lost this election. People saw through them. Where's the Democrat Party of old? The one of Harry Truman, Zell Miller, Jack Kennedy...

[Mr. Silverback]

Either they want to cry in private, or plot the next stage in private.

I hope there are about 10 FBI members with DU accounts.

[Mr. Silverback]

YEAH!!! I am not a South Park fan, but I saw a Cartman reference at DU tonight, and all I could think was, "How can a socialist stand to watch South Park? It's Libertarian TV!

[Mr. Silverback]

PJ, in all seriousness...if any of those toads so much as twitch, you call the FBI, alright?

Of course, I think they're all talk, like most pasty lib activist types.

[Mr. Silverback]

Get me on that DU funnies list, unless it's high volume.

[Mr. Silverback]

I don't know anybody who voted for *!

Just like that one lower Manhattan writer who said, after Nixon won in '72, "But I don't know anyone who voted for Nixon!"

I mean, duh! People with brains can't stand to be around you for more than five minutes, CamelLights!