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Magical Election Tampering: SHUT IT DOWN!
LiveJournal Pagan Community ^ | 11/2/2004 | DragonTDC

Posted on 11/09/2004 7:12:44 AM PST by ccmay

Ok, I can understand the restlessness I've been feeling since yesterday. There's a lot riding on this election, and passions are running high on both sides, so naturally eceryone and their naked brother who has an ounce of Power and no clue about Shielding is leaking energy like a hair dryer in a bathtub. So it's Shields Up for me, but I'm still getting enough bleedover to make me jittery and a little manic if I don't concentrate. That's all to be expected.

What wasn't expected was that once I filtered out all that background noise, I started hearing a calm, resonable, and powerful head-voice saying things like "Kerry doesn't have the experience we need in these troubled times." and "Give Bush a chance to make it better."

Anyone who knows me KNOWS these are not my thoughts!

And besides, I voted last week. No, there's no way in Hades these are my thoughts.

Gods-damn it! The f*cking Republicans have got Magical help pumping out a clear, unified, focused broadcast, and you can be sure, every sensitive is picking it up. These are the people most likely to vote Kerry, and I'd like to think they are resolute enough not to be swayed by telepathic subliminal advertising, but it's such a rarely-done thing, and so few people are properly trained these days, that I fear it will be more effective. Just watch and see who says "I was going to vote for Kerry, but for some reason I changed my mind at the last minute."

Who would be doing this for them? Gee, who are the Mages driving around in those black Mercedes and Lincolns with the tinted windows? The ones who live in the mansions with the hell-hounds in the yard and the 7-foot tall hairless black doormen? Every town has some, the bigger the town, the more of these "High Magi" you will find.

I have no idea what their agenda may be, but you can be damn sure the welfare of the common human on the street is not a part of it.

So shield, people, shield. And screen. And if you can shield a polling place, do it! I'm not saying to try to interfere with people's choices, but rather prevent them from being interfered with.

This is important, people, and it may be too late already.


TOPICS: Politics; Religion; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: esp; magic; pagan; prayer; schizophrenia; telepathy; withcraft
There you have it, folks. The reason we won is because we hired powerful magicians to insert thoughts into peoples' minds.

I knew Karl Rove was good at his job, but I had no idea....

Follow the link for some comical follow-up comments from others who share this author's delusions.

By the way, many on FR will be interested to see what they say about the power of prayer groups.

-ccm

1 posted on 11/09/2004 7:12:44 AM PST by ccmay
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To: ccmay

rofl!


2 posted on 11/09/2004 7:15:38 AM PST by JesseJane ("Hey hey...ho ho...a cowboy, not a gigolo." - I love this... whoever said it!!)
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To: ccmay

I wonder what this maroon would say if you asked him to actually show you a dark mansion and the 7 foot black guards...


3 posted on 11/09/2004 7:20:59 AM PST by Mr. K
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To: ccmay
Believe it or not, this was posted all ready.

My comments was that the dems should immediately bring this up in the house and bring impeachment charges against the President for using telepathic subliminal advertising.

And also the dems ned to put forth a bill to outlaw using telepathic subliminal advertising pronto.

This is certainly increase their standing in the eyes of the citizenry. The republicans are well out of touch not to be tackling the important subject of telepathic subliminal advertising.

4 posted on 11/09/2004 7:27:40 AM PST by tallhappy (Juntos Podemos!)
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To: Steve0113

You gotta see this.

THIS is Gloat City. There may have been some instances of vandalism by Republicans against Democrats, but I absolutely guarantee there are no Republican "magi" accusing the Dems of election tampering. We don't have anyone nearly this crazy on our side.


5 posted on 11/09/2004 7:36:46 AM PST by nina0113
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To: ccmay
Goshdamnit ... someone call the RNC!
We've got to shred all the magician's and soothsayer's contracts NOW!
6 posted on 11/09/2004 7:39:33 AM PST by Gerasimov (John Kerry just got his SECOND dishonorable discharge.)
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To: nina0113
And as I posted on another thread: Kerry Baby

http://www.gotlaughs.com/funpages/view.cfm/6410

7 posted on 11/09/2004 7:39:33 AM PST by Repub4bush (Hey DU.......All your votes were "ROVED"!!!!!!!!! Hannitizing to Follow!!!!!)
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