I think she would disagree!!!!
Posted on 08/04/2005 3:22:26 PM PDT by Fred
The year 2029
* Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.
* Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock
* Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.
* Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
* Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
* Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
* France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica.
* Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
* George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
* Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
* 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss.
* Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
* Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
* Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
* Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
* Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
* New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
* Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
* IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
And last but certainly not the least... (I love it)..
* Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine.
We'll all be Mexinadians by then.
it sometimes seems like we are already there
Interestingly, I posted this one on another board that I frequent (with a slightly nickname) and was slammed as a racist:
http://www.network54.com/Forum/thread?forumid=243655&messageid=1112358265&lp=1112413398
I think she would disagree!!!!
I don't see how it contained anything that could be considered even remotely racist. On the other hand I get called a racist here for suggesting that our borders be patrolled. Go figure.
At that site, I also referred to Jesse Jackson as a neanderthal after the election and it really set off a firestorm; you just never know what pushes someone's buttons.
*Ireland bans alcohol in pubs.
"Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking"
IIIEEEE!
But she still enjoys a good cigar every now and then...
In every non- "white" country of the world do you really think they spend their time repeatedly discussing the current degree of their own racism??? Of course not, they generally go about simply being racist to their neighbors...This is true in every region of the world...
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