1 posted on
08/25/2005 9:49:49 AM PDT by
rice08
To: rice08
2 posted on
08/25/2005 9:51:20 AM PDT by
Dallas59
(“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)
To: rice08
Your reason for posting this ? (Missing barf alert.)
3 posted on
08/25/2005 9:52:56 AM PDT by
talleyman
(Treason is as treason does.)
To: rice08
Hehehehe, I love satire. (Especially when I don't fall for it)
4 posted on
08/25/2005 9:54:08 AM PDT by
trubluolyguy
(Ew. This tastes like a monkey. A monkey that's past his prime. "Chris Griffin")
To: rice08
In a later news, music lovers everywhere sent to the White House, thanking the administration for finally getting the geezers off the stage.
One Stones fan interviewed said, "Well, it is about time. Nobody can stand listening to their stuff anymore. Anyone up for seeing Ted Nugent?"
6 posted on
08/25/2005 9:55:21 AM PDT by
Nachum
To: rice08
I heard that the rest of the Rolling Stones tried to rescue him, but they had to get to Denny's before 4:30 to catch the early bird special.
7 posted on
08/25/2005 9:55:34 AM PDT by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: rice08
It has to be satire. There can't be 36,000 Stones fans left.
10 posted on
08/25/2005 9:56:12 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: rice08
They should drag Mick off the stage and put him in a rest home.
11 posted on
08/25/2005 9:56:27 AM PDT by
My2Cents
("The essence of American journalism is vulgarity divested of truth." -- Winston Churchill)
To: rice08
Great site. Absolutely hilarious.
13 posted on
08/25/2005 9:58:06 AM PDT by
Alexander Rubin
(Octavius - You make my heart glad building thus, as if Rome is to be eternal.)
To: rice08
Frankly, he needs to be tossed into an Assisted Living Facility.
Who wants to see some old fart strutting?
14 posted on
08/25/2005 9:59:10 AM PDT by
OpusatFR
(I think I've had almost enough....)
To: rice08
I respect Mick Jagger because he only criticizes the United States." "Anyone that popular must know everything."
You have to love these quotes by the two libbies featured on the page. Unfortunately, this is exactly the wat they think.
To: rice08
Very funny article! Thanks for posting it.
To: rice08
That was fairly good. Reminds me of vintage Mad Magazine.
18 posted on
08/25/2005 10:08:28 AM PDT by
.cnI redruM
(Congratulations to The Framers of The Iraqi Constitution!!)
To: rice08
How old are these guys? I'm sure they must have great grandchildren by now.
To: rice08
Even Keith Richards is 'Rolling' his eyes over this one... "If I'm going to write a song, politicians are the last subject I think of. Neo-Con is like an old headline. Nobody will know what it means in 10 years. I like the oblique angles like Sweet Black Angel or Street Fighting Man. This one is a bit of a finger-pointer.........." Richards
21 posted on
08/25/2005 10:37:28 AM PDT by
Vaquero
("an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein)
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