ROCKER (ALICE)COOPER PREDICTS END OF WORLD

Raider's News Update ^

[flashbunny]

Alice Cooper Speaks Out Against John Kerry Rockers

http://www.laughatliberals.com/blog/archives/2004/alice-cooper-speaks-out-against-john-kerry-rockers/
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I didn’t know that Alice Cooper was a conservative until finding this article the Canoe Entertainment Network quotes Alice Cooper:

“If you’re listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you’re a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we’re morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.”

Alice Cooper also reportedly said “when I read the list of people who are supporting Kerry, if I wasn’t already a Bush supporter, I would have immediately switched. Linda Ronstadt? Don Henley? Geez, that’s a good reason right there to vote for Bush.”"

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[Yossarian]

Yeah, I guess when you're a being of inherent luminescence, light bulbs aren't needed.

Another point to ponder: I imagine the milk in His refrigerator never has an expiration date, 'cause He is in a realm outside of time.

Instead of a box of Arm & Hammer baking soda to keep things fresh, he actually uses Armand Hammer. (Serves the communist bugger right....)

It must rock to be God.

[wizardoz]

He's going to be the guy you never expected, because he's saving everybody.

See? It's true. Keanu IS the anti-Christ!

[oprahstheantichrist]

"I thought E-Bay was the Antichrist"

Nope.

[oprahstheantichrist]

"Wow...he's surprisingly astute!"

I'm amazed as well. Prodigal rock star? Maybe he yearns to "come home."

[EGPWS]

"I know where it's going because, according to the Bible, it's like this for a while and then we'll see the Antichrist, who's going to be the smoothest car salesman you've ever seen in your life.

Who the he!! is he talking about, Bill or Hill?

[tallhappy]

NOOOO! I was a Cooper Trooper in my youth! I need some time alone here to weep over the loss of what sanity he had left.

You think this is less sane than his act was?

[bilhosty]

hee hee hee hee

[USAFJeeper]

Haha, Nah his act was that, an act. It was a great show. Any musician could stand there and play, oh look a kick! But, when you saw Cooper, you saw a theatrical extravaganza!

[RockinRight]

No, he's a born-again Christian (apparently the "end is nigh" type) and a staunch Republican.

Actually I admire the guy. He's a smart man.

[RockinRight]

Instead of a box of Arm & Hammer baking soda to keep things fresh, he actually uses Armand Hammer. (Serves the communist bugger right....)

Maybe it's wrong, but I laughed at that one...

[hsalaw]

More power to him.

[Tim Long]

Alice is right, but I'm sad to see he called it "Revelations" like everyone else.

IT'S SINGULAR!

Anyone hear Brutal Planet or Dragontown? Both pretty apocalyptic (and awesome).