DUmmie FUnnies 01-06-06 ("Where is Fitzgerald? No Fitzmas after all that?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 6, 2006 | DUmmie and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

The idea of Fitzmas is stupid. Equating prosecution of the administration with a gift-giving holiday seems silly to me.

On the contrary. Fitzmas is the comedic gift that keeps on giving.

[PJ-Comix]

The DUmmies were hoping for the Fitzmas that never came so they are now waiting desperately for the Great Pumpkin known as Jack O'Lantern Abramoff to show up and deliver the goodies for them.

[Charles Henrickson]

[MERRY FITZMAS and a HAPPY NO CHEER. . . .]

[PJ-Comix]

I'm still chuckling over the HIGH LEVEL of Fitzmas celebrations in DUmmieland just a few weeks ago and now their "victory" has once again turned to ashes in their mouths. Anyway, I think I will be making wishing the DUmmies a Merry Fitzmas a yearly tradition.

[Charles Henrickson]

He's taking his time, making sure he has all the facts.

He's making a list, checking it twice . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

Rove is toast. . . .

The Rove appeared on my whole wheat just this morning!

[Charles Henrickson]

As Will Pitt would say, "Bank it."

As Will Pitt would say, "Drink it."

[Charles Henrickson]

Yes, DUmmies, and perhaps the Great Pumpkin will rise from your sincere pumpkin patch. . . .

"Great minds," and all that. See post 40.

[tcrlaf]

***THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED***

That was the evening of November 19th, wasn't it?

[NRA1995]

Was just too lazy to search for a Great Pumpkin image....

[cgbg]

The Abramoff case has some real meat on the bones.

Unfortunately for the Dummies a few of their favorite pols will be part of the main course.

Watching Reid and Kennedy (RI) wearing orange suits as they do the perp walk--now there will be some television worth watching.

:-)

[epow]

I have seen people who would believe anything.

Charles, would you entertain an offer for that toast before you put it on Ebay? How does 100 Ben Franklins sound to you?

[Charles Henrickson]

The FIRST Day When Everything Finally Changed was, as Pitt assured us, June 16, 2005--"Pittsmas," the day of the DSM Rally and Broomcloset Hearing. There have been others since, especially September 24, the day of the PDA/MoveOn/A.N.S.W.E.R. "March of the Prog Blogs."

[epow]

Disregard the italicized phrase in #52.

I had copied that from the previous DUmmieFunnies thread, but I'm not quite sure how it got posted on this one. Could it be that someone up there is not amused by my offer to buy the Holy Toast?

[PJ-Comix]

There have been others since, especially September 24, the day of the PDA/MoveOn/A.N.S.W.E.R. "March of the Prog Blogs."

Disclaimer: Although his PDA organization worked closely with A.N.S.W.E.R. to organize that rally, Pied Piper Pitt himself never EVER talked to any of the A.N.S.W.E.R. comrades EVER. Pitt had himself hermetically sealed in a body condom to protect his Purity of Essence from any of those nasty A.N.S.W.E.R. microbes.

[Choose Ye This Day]

"I queer the case?"


What the--????

[faq]

I giggled uncontrollably reading this one. That's why I nominated you for a Bloggy and feel NO guilt whatsoever about reading your blog for free!

[The Right Stuff]

Wait just a minute here. I want a chance at the Rovian toast, too!

[epow]

Oh man, I have to brew some stronger coffee tomorrow morning, I'm all messed up today. I thought the face on the toast was Mary. Now I see that it's the Mighty Rove instead, and I want to retract my bid.

Don't want to have anything around the house that might be interpreted as mocking Rove you see, his agents are everywhere and they aren't known for having a sense of humor. (I would be a bit uneasy if I were you Charles, his people may be monitoring this thread)

[PJ-Comix]

That's why I nominated you for a Bloggy and feel NO guilt whatsoever about reading your blog for free!

Thanx but I hope you don't start feeling guilty if you didn't nominate at least two other Blogs as well. Rules there require at least three nominations to make them valid.