Posted on 01/06/2006 5:43:28 AM PST by PJ-Comix
It looks like the DUmmies did NOT have a Merry Fitzmas. However, this is just par for the course for the DUmmies. They NEVER have a "Merry Fitzmas" in a whole myriad of schemes that they hope beyond hope will bring down the Evil Bush Regime. There was NO Merry Fitzmas over the Jeff Gannon "scandal," NO Merry Fitzmas over the Downing Street Memos, there was NO Merry Fitzmas over the September Anti-Bush Rally (note: Pied Piper Pitt maintained his purity of essence there by never EVER talking to any member of A.N.S.W.E.R. at ANY time, EVER) and there wasn't even a Merry Fitzmas when Fitzgerald delivered his report on October 28. In the latter "Fitzmas," according to the DUmmies and drooling cheerleader, Chris Matthews, Fitzgerald was to deliver indictments of around 27 high level Bush officials (including Cheney and Rove), thus crippling his Administration. Instead we got one LAME indictment of Scooter Libby. And was the indictment for revealing the name of Valerie Plame as a CIA agent? No. Since Plame was NOT a covert agent, there was NO crime to begin with so NO charges against anybody were brought. Instead, the only indictment inspired by this non-crime was against Scooter Libby for not giving an accurate account of his memory about Valerie Plame. Unfortunately for Libby, he does not possess the superhuman memory of Pied Piper Pitt who can effortlessly recite long blocks of word for word quotes from conversations that took place earlier. Of course, in the long run, Libby will be found NOT GUILTY due to the very difficulty of anyone (other than Pitt) able to perfectly recall conversation details from the past. Disappointed as the DUmmies (and Chris Matthews) were by the lame charges against just one person, they still held up the hope that Fitzgerald would give them a Merry Fitzmas by bringing charges up against Karl Rove or, perhaps, VP Cheney. They were hoping and hoping and waiting and WAITING and now it looks like NOTHING. There will be NO Merry Fitzmas as DUmmie Seansky has noted in his THREAD titled, "Where is Fitzgerald? No Fitzmas after all that?" So let us watch the DUmmies mourn over the Grinch who stole Fitzmas in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the Abramoff indictment will also give the DUmmies No Cheer, is in the [brackets]:
Where is Fitzgerald? No Fitzmas after all that?
[His investigation into the Plamegate non-crime has pretty much Fitzled out.]
i mean did he announce he was seeking a GJ indictment of rove? the law takes time people. im sure he now wants to toss abramoff in the mix. why not? you got a defendant, let's get all the charges in one swoop
[Lets...lets INDICT the ENTIRE BUSH REGIME IN ONE SWOOP!!! YIPPEEEEEE!!!!]
I do remember he had to go back to Chicago for some other case.
[Some other case involving a REAL CRIME.]
He's at work I imagine. He will present no case before it is time. I for one want quality cases over speedy indictments. Fitzie's working for us man-trust that and be patient.
[Kerry is working hard to overturn the 2004 election by filing some obscure legal papers in an even more obscure Ohio courthouse. Be patient.]
If I hear Fitzmas one more time, i'm going to f*cking scream. Fitzmas... That makes the left blogs look like a bunch of f*cking idiots. It would be funny if this were a GAME. But it's not. I don't want Fitzmas, I want some f*cking JUSTICE.
[Which is why I absolutely LOVE the term "Fitzmas." It does make the DUmmies look like a bunch of "f*cking idiots" Oh, and I hope you had a Merry Fitzmas!]
Thank You for saying that. Fitzmas is so sophomoric and not at all in a good way.
[Merry Fitzmas! Every year in December I will be wishing the DUmmies a Merry Fitzmas!]
It needs to be said a lot more. The more we come up with cute little gimmick names, the more it looks like a partisan investigation, or a joke. It makes us look like god damned fools.
[MERRY FITZMAS!!! Maybe I can get Fitzmas cards made up to send to DUmmies every year. Skinner, Pied Piper Pitt, and benburch among other DUmmies would be on my Merry Fitzmas card list.]
Saying Fitzmas makes you all look like children.
[MERRY FITZMAS!!! I'll definitely be putting you on my Fitzmas card list, DUmmie Beelzebud.]
The idea of Fitzmas is stupid. Equating prosecution of the administration with a gift-giving holiday seems silly to me.
[MERRY FITZMAS!!! In addition to a Fitzmas card, DUmmie tasteblind, I'll also be sending you a gift wrapped copy of the Downing Street Memos.]
Fitz is taking all of the time needed to dot all of the i's and cross all of the t's. There will be justice done when the time is right. Just be patient. He is a just and fair prosecutor.
[MERRY FITZMAS!!! Just be patient. John Kerry WILL be inaugurated on Jan. 20.]
well, you must be an idealist...and if you recall, it was one of the most reknown left blogs that created the Fitzmas name and got quite popular, so are you calling that blog a bunch of F idiots? and if I dared to think this whole thing as a game, I wouldn't be reading DU in the first place, or following the news so closely, or bothering posting among tons of other things I wouldn't be doing if I thought this whole thing was just a game. And as for Justice...It is taking too long and being too costly to be happening. JUSTICE Is WAY OVER DUE and if history is any indication, true justice might never arrive...look at all the crooks that have gotten away with so much in the past...And YES, Justice is way overdue.
[MERRY FITZMAS!!! And you are correct! The DUmmies themselves are the "bunch of F idiots" who created the Fitzmas name. MERRY FITZMAS!!!]
Yeah. The person that thought up Fitzmas is an idiot. I don't care how popular his blog is. When independants and righ-wing whackos hear "fitzmas" they think "partisan witch-hunt". It makes the issue appear as one big joke to the average person that doesn't follow this stuff 24/7. My father, a lifelong democrat, heard "Fitzmas" and rolled his eyes at it...
[MERRY FITZMAS and a HAPPY NO CHEER to you and your lifelong democrat dad!]
Anyone who still takes ANY of this as a joke is an idiot.
[MERRY FITZMAS!!!]
Patience is a virtue. I'm sure we haven't heard the end of it. He's taking his time, making sure he has all the facts. Then he'll pounce.
[MERRY FITZMAS!!! Fitz is using the same secret hand signals to indicate that he is about to pounce that Kerry used to signal that he was about to overturn the Ohio election results.]
what? if there is anything beyond the Libby ind. and the new grand jury and the Chicago case that got him so quickly away from that new grand jury, please tell me...Been reading every news that comes out and haven't seen any update on the new jury and the investigation. Or are you just saying that nothing else is going to happen...
[BINGO and MERRY FITZMAS!!!]
Santa Fitz is coming. Don't worry just keep on being a good little DUer .....Rove is toast ..... and i will bet you a shiny nickel that cheney is in his sights too.
[Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
SANTA FITZ IS COMING TO TOWN!!!]
Enough of this Fitzmas stuff--he is conducting an investigation it takes time. He has already indicted Scooter and now he is looking at others including Rove. He knows what he is doing and is doing it. He'll be ready when he has an air-tight case.
[MERRY FITZMAS!!! He'll be ready when he has an air-tight case on Jan. 20, 2009.]
Patience. My kids asked me daily if they could open "just one present" for about two weeks leading up to the big day. I told them "You are just going to have to wait."
[MERRY FITZMAS!!! I hope your children enjoyed their Fitzmas present of baked crow.]
Kindly treat the work of Mr. Fitzgerald and the members of the Grand Jury with a bit of respect.
[MERRY FITZMAS!!!]
We may hear something from Fitz in a couple of weeks. Patience!
[MERRY FITZMAS!!! WE may hear something from the Jeff Gannon scandal in a couple of weeks. Patience!]
When am I going to collect on all the people who bet against me. There will be no more indictments from Fitzgerald, period. I have a running tally of the bets against me on that, and I will come calling.
[MERRY FITZMAS!!! And THEY will come calling to collect on their bets.]
I will win. As Will Pitt would say, "Bank it."
[MERRY FITZMAS!!! And we all know what a terrific track record the former press secretary for Dennis Kucinich while secretly working for John Kerry has.]
Just go over to the 2006 BLOGGIES AWARDS page and nominate the DUmmie FUnnies for the MOST HUMOROUS WEBLOG. You MUST nominate at least THREE Nominees. For example, in addition to the DUmmie FUnnies, I also nominated Michelle Malkin's Blog for Best Political Blog and a Canadian Friend of mine who has a great Blog as the Best Canadian Blog plus I nominated a couple of other Blogs. However, PLEASE vote ONLY for DUmmie FUnnies in the category of MOST HUMOROUS BLOG.
Please type in DUmmie FUnnies for the name of the Blog and copy the following URL to paste in the URL section: http://www.dummiefunnies.blogspot.com
Remember, you can only nominate ONCE so don't try it more than once or your nomination is discarded. I screwed up bigtime on the Weblog Awards when I didn't realize until too late about the nominations so don't want to mess up this time. Deadline for nominations is Jan. 10 and after that the nominees are voted in the final contest.
So go ahead and get rid of those horrible guilt feelings by nominating the DUmmie FUnnies NOW!!! Thanx in advance for your support.
p.s. And you might want to check the box indicated that you want to be on the panel of voters.
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Funny, I haven't heard about "Fitzmas" in quite some time and today my local radio guys were making fun of it AND it's a DUmmie FUnnie feature.
Hey DUmmies....your being a bunch of idiots was established LONG before your belief in Fitzmas! Now, shut up and go back to your Charlie Brown imitations!
A few weeks ago there were TONS of DUmmie Threads about having a MERRY FITZMAS!!! However, in light of REALITY, those threads have pretty much Fitzled out.
Wow. Apparently someone forgot to spike the kool-aide this AM - the DUmmies almost sound rational. BTW, Fitz is prob working up an investigation into security leaks by partisan Dems in CIA and NYTs. Enjoy.
Yes, DUmmies, and perhaps the Great Pumpkin will rise from your sincere pumpkin patch, bringing toys to all good little boys and girls!
"Assuming that the terms of the statute apply to the leaks involved in the NSA story, has the Times itself violated the statute and committed a crime? The answer is clearly affirmative. The statute makes knowing and willful "publication" of the proscribed information a crime. Moreover, under the basic federal aiding and abetting statute -- 18 U.S.C. § 2 -- in willfully helping the leakers publish their disclosures, the Times is as culpable as they are and punishable as a principal." - Powerline
http://powerlineblog.com/archives/012749.php
There's a good connotation of "sophomoric" under any circumstance?
It's like watching the Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote.
Beep, beep.
He's busy getting advice from Travesty County DA Ronnie "Puke of" Earle.
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