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  • Today Was a Breathtaking Display of the Democrats’ and Media’s Rank Hypocrisy

    07/16/2018 1:10:51 PM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 31 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    The Evening Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) In 2003, after it had become apparent that the U.S. and allied forces who had invaded Iraq to remove Saddam Hussein were not going to find the vaunted weapons of mass destruction that served as the pretense for justifying the invasion, the fake U.S. and international news media, in coordination with the Democrat Party, demonized the U.S. intelligence community for its apparent failure to properly assess the treat. The employees and leaders of the CIA, DIA, FBI, NSA and all the myriad other alphabet agencies that make up the U.S. intel...
  • London Mayor Says Trump Wrong to Blame Immigrants for Crime Wave [semi-satire]

    07/16/2018 9:31:21 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 July 2018 | John Semmens
    Mayor Sadiq Khan rebuffed US President Donald Trump’s contention that immigrants from Africa and Asia are responsible for rising levels of violent crime in London and other parts of Europe. “The fact that rising numbers of immigrants happen to coincide with rising levels of violence doesn’t prove that the immigrants themselves are the ones responsible,” Khan argued. “Let me point out that the levels of violence in the countries of origin of these immigrants are higher than they are in London. This leads me to think that to a certain extent we are moderating their behavior and reducing the global...
  • Trump and Putin Meet, DC Establishment Throws a Fit

    07/16/2018 5:09:32 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 28 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Yes, Virginia, the fake news media is the enemy of the people. – In an interview with CBS that aired on Sunday, President Donald Trump said this in response to a question about who are America’s “foes”?: “Well, I think we have a lot of foes. I think the European Union is a foe, what they do to us in trade. Now, you wouldn’t think of the European Union, but they’re a foe. Russia is foe in certain respects. China is a foe economically, certainly they are a foe. But that doesn’t...
  • Hillary: Still Hero of the Aggrieved and Champion Whiner

    07/16/2018 5:04:25 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 15 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 7-16-18 | MOTUS
    From the American Federation of Teachers newsletter, Our Hero and Champion, Hillary Clinton: Every two years, the AFT presents the Women’s Rights Award to a woman whose vision and courage have raised the game for other women. This year’s recipient, Hillary Clinton, is a role model for women in politics, in the workplace and in society as she strives to make our democracy equitable for all people, especially women and girls. Who other than the AFT would give an award to a woman as corrupt (and tired) as old Hilz? Hillary begins speech: “I’m so tired, I can barely...
  • Dems Assail Court Nominee [semi-satire]

    07/15/2018 10:35:27 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 July 2018 | John Semmens
    Some opponents of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh have latched onto revelations of his heavy spending on Washington Nationals baseball tickets as “the smoking gun” that will derail his appointment. It appears that Kavanaugh maxed out his credit card purchasing the tickets. Sen. Bob Casey (D-Penn) called the revelation “very suspicious. Normally, lobbyists provide these kinds of perks to members of government. For Judge Kavanaugh to reach into his own pocket to buy something that others of us obtain gratis from grateful constituents raises a ‘red flag.’ What’s wrong with him that those who routinely pick up these sorts of...
  • Jeff Sessions Holds all the Keys to the Mid-term Elections

    07/15/2018 5:53:22 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 43 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Note to America: Dianne Feinstein is no longer far left enough for California Democrats. – Yes, let that one sink in for a minute before you continue on. Senator Feinstein, who has held her senate seat since 1992 and was the very liberal mayor of San Francisco from 1978 through 1988, was basically given a vote of no confidence by the executive board of her own political party in her home state on Saturday, as party delegates voted overwhelmingly to support her Democrat challenger in the November election. For those unfamiliar with...
  • I Like Ike

    07/15/2018 4:45:29 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 7-15-18 | MOTUS
    I see the press, and others, have enjoyed discussing the appropriateness of President Trump’s etiquette while visiting the Queen. The Telegraph asks “Did Donald Trump forget to bow to the Queen?” Others forego the question and jump directly to the outrage.You see what happens when history is no longer taught on either side of the pond? Nobody remembers that we won the Revolutionary War.Of course there are others who likewise forgot we won WWII: You know who didn’t forget who won WWII? I’ll bet Ike would be on board with MAGA.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • Strzok Claims Undermining Trump ‘Patriotic Duty’ [semi-satire]

    07/14/2018 12:51:21 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 July 2018 | John Semmens
    Peter Strzok, the FBI agent at the center of the the agency’s conspiracy to torpedo the Trump presidential campaign and the back-up plan to reverse the election outcome, told members of the joint hearing of the House Judiciary Committee and House Oversight and Government Reform Committees “I wasn’t being biased. I was being patriotic.” “Anyone who has carefully read my text messages to Lisa Page cannot refute the clear evidence that Trump is an idiot that poses a severe threat to the safety and happiness of the people of America,” Styrzok maintained. “The stream of derogatory commentary I provided to...
  • If Sessions and Horowitz really do have an end game, it’s time to get to it

    07/14/2018 5:46:02 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 32 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Hollywood continues its slow death spiral. – Actress Scarlett Johansson became the latest victim in the left’s war on women on Friday, and hardly anyone noticed. Johansson had been cast to play a transgender character in a film tentatively titled “Rub and Tug” which had been lined up to begin filming in 2019. In taking the role, Johansson would have added her name to a long list of heterosexual actors who have played such roles in movies. But the radical left LGBTQ movement decided to make an example of Johansson, taking to...
  • Meanwhile, Inside Plato’s Cave

    07/14/2018 5:08:47 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 7-14-18 | MOTUS
    If  Leftists are outraged about Russians interfering with our elections why are they not more outraged about them infiltrating the basic institutions of democracy – education, religion, law, culture, media – in order to foment unrest and destroy this country from within? “EVERYTHING WE SEE IS A SHADOW CAST BY THAT WHICH WE DO NOT SEE.”- Martin Luther King, Jr. Oh, right; they’re on the same team.BEWARE THE LIGHTBRINGER, FOR HE SHALL BLOCK THE LIGHTPosted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • Mueller Indicts 12 Russian Spies [semi-satire]

    07/14/2018 12:49:42 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 19 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 July 2018 | John Semmens
    Desperate to divert attention from the smirking and demonic Peter Strzok, Special Counsel Robert Mueller sent Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein out to announce a second round of indictments of Russians for interfering with the 2016 election. This follows the February indictment of 13 Russian firms that seems to have fizzled. The gist of the charges is that 12 Russian cyber spies penetrated Democratic Party computers via a "phishing" scheme and used this access to obtain and publish confidential Party communications that embarrassed the Democrats. "The scheme was remarkably simple," Rosenstein said. "An email containing the link hillary-clinton-favorable-rating.xlsx was sent...
  • Ivan’s Red Star Station

    07/13/2018 8:37:55 AM PDT · by Sean_Anthony · 7 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 07/13/18 | William Kevin Stoos
    And soon ev’ry German Wore a fuzzy brown cap With cute little Mishas On each pocket flap “The U.S.S.R. has announced plans to construct a natural gas pipeline from Siberia to West Germany. The pipeline is expected to be operational by 1984.” (November 16, 1981). [William Kevin Stoos, Manchester Union Leader, 1981] Wolfgang drove up to The Sign of the Star And a smiling attendant Leaned into his car. (He wore a Red Star On his fuzzy brown cap And a Misha-Bear patch Over each pocket flap.)
  • #FLOTUSFriday - Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee Edition

    07/13/2018 4:54:53 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 12 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 7-13-18 | MOTUS
    She is the butterfly …to his bee: Donald Trump said Theresa May's new soft Brexit blueprint would 'kill' any future trade deal with the United States. His comments, deeply damaging to the PM, come as he delivers his most brutally honest verdict yet on Britain in which he also: Accused EU leaders of destroying its culture and identity by allowing in millions of migrantsTore into London Mayor Sadiq Khan for not standing up to terroristsBlamed Khan for spiraling crime in the capital Insisted former Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson would make “a great Prime Minister”Denied once branding Theresa May a “bossy...
  • While Pelosi Dodders, House GOP Leaders Dither

    07/12/2018 5:09:29 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 11 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Hey, remember when Democrats pretended to thing “ageism” was a bad thing? Yeah, not any more. – San Fran Nan, the 78 year-old leader of the Democrat minority in the U.S. House of Representatives, finds herself increasingly under bigoted attack over her advanced age from her opposition these days. The hilarious thing about it, though, is that Ms. Pelosi’s “opposition” these days comes not from any right-wing forces, but from her fellow Democrats in the House. Turns out the youngsters in the Democrat caucus are growing more than a tad frustrated over...
  • From Now On At Least Bring a Passing Dish

    07/12/2018 4:52:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 7-12-18 | MOTUS
    Leftists of the world, are you paying attention? You’re just been Trumped.Up till now every time NATO threw a party the US was asked to bring the Porterhouse steaks, tenderloins, baked potatoes, baked beans and adult beverages while Belgium contributed chocolates, France, cheese and Britain, tea. Yesterday our VSGPDT filed his second formal complaint to the laggards, letting them know that if they expected the US to keep attending these annual picnics they would have to start bringing more to the table.And quelle surprise! In an emergency meeting held early this morning the 29 other NATO countries managed to cough...
  • Trump’s Merit-Based University Attendance Policy Assailed [semi-satire]

    07/11/2018 10:25:51 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 July 2018 | John Semmens
    The Association of American Medical Colleges (AAMC) issued a statement taking issue with a recent Trump Administration policy reversing an Obama policy pushing racial diversity guidelines. “The Administration’s policy of encouraging universities receiving federal aid to focus solely on merit when deciding which students to admit leaves us deeply concerned,” the statement reads. “The assumption that competence is more important than diversity when determining who will be allowed to practice medicine is a departure from the directive given by the immediately previous administration.” “We don’t deny that that competence should play a role in the process, but it should not...
  • Obama’s Arrival in Heaven…

    07/11/2018 8:13:21 AM PDT · by Oldpuppymax · 14 replies
    The Coach's Team ^ | 7/11/18 | Unk
    Hat Tip: Wendy Gilmore Pollak When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties, but you failed." James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write...
  • TWIN SONS FROM DIFFERENT MOTHERLANDS

    07/11/2018 5:26:15 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 7-11-18 | MOTUS
    Boris Johnson resigned from Theresa May’s cabinet because she is negotiating Brexit with a pen in one hand and a white flag in the other. Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson and David Davis, the minister in charge of Britain’s negotiations to leave the EU—quit in protest, saying the plan would leave the U.K. too closely bound to EU laws. – WSJ Boris is likely to challenge Theresa for his party’s leadership and ultimately run for Prime Minister. He reminds me a lot of someone; now let me see…who is it? In the US people voted for The Wall, in Britain they...
  • It’s Long Past Time for America’s NATO “Allies” to Move out of the Damn House

    07/11/2018 4:46:02 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 42 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) More fireworks than the 4th of July. – So, NATO Ambassador Kay Bailey Hutchison has her work cut out for her today, as President Donald Trump (I never tire of typing those three words) meets with his counterparts at the fellow NATO member nations and follows that with a one-on-one settee with the execrable German Prime Minister Angela Merkel. The President already lit off the first volley of bottle rockets upon landing in Brussels, where the conference is being held, telling the assembled bunch of fake international journalists that… “Germany is a...
  • Ruth Bader Ginsburg Encased In Carbonite Until Next Court Session - Satire

    07/10/2018 11:14:48 AM PDT · by GraceG · 21 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | Babylon Bee
    WASHINGTON, D.C.—With President Trump now nominating his second justice to the Supreme Court, a lot of attention is being paid to the oldest Supreme Court Justice, Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Critics fear that if Trump replaces her, it would shift the court far to the right. She’s in fine health for now, though, according to the technicians that have frozen her in carbonite until the next term of the Supreme Court. As Ginsburg was lowered into the carbonite freezing chamber, she bravely looked up at her fellow liberal justices, who said, “I love you.” She reportedly replied, “Huh?” “People do not...