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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • Celebrities Show Solidarity With Protesters By Burning Their Own Homes To The Ground

    06/05/2020 12:17:49 PM PDT · by DFG · 18 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 06/05/2020
    According to sources, Hollywood celebrities have courageously united under an inspiring new movement to show respect for black lives. Entitled the #BurnYourHouseDown movement, celebrities such as Alyssa Milano, Jimmy Kimmel, and John Legend have volunteered to relinquish their power and privilege by burning their houses and everything they have to the ground. The organizer of this movement released the following statement on Twitter: "Your homes, your riches, and your toys are built on a foundation of white supremacy. They are forever tainted by racism. Your walls and security systems have shut out the voices of the oppressed. Join us. Stand...
  • VIDEO: Shocked Reactions to STUPENDOUS May Jobs Report

    06/05/2020 10:18:21 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    YouTube ^ | June 5, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO There was quite a bit of shock today when it was announced that the unemployment rate DECLINED in May despite most economists predicting it would rise to 20%. Here are a few shocked reactions to the May jobs report. My favorite reaction is from the angry guy who is whining that the unemployment really rose but that the stats were faked by the Labor Department.
  • VIDEO: Media Goes Laughably Overboard on Orange Man Bad Narrative

    06/05/2020 7:37:37 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 8 replies
    YouTube ^ | June 5, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO The media has gone to such a ridiculous extreme in condemning President Donald Trump that their Orange Man Bad narrative has become laughable. That is what happens when you call him a Kim Jong-Un type of demagogue and describe his administration as like the Vichy regime. It is also obvious from the comments that the media is already laying the groundwork for NOT accepting the election results in November just as they refused to accept the 2016 election result by spinning a Trump-Russia collusion conspiracy theory that was subsequently revealed by the Mueller Report to have been wrong.
  • If It Does Not Fit You Must Submit

    06/05/2020 6:41:52 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    MOTUS ^ | 6-5-20 | MOTUS
    We will now commence day two of the official five day memorial celebration of George Floyd’s life. George Floyd’s death is significant as it marks the first black victim in America to die with the Wu-hoo Cooties, but not deemed to have died from the cooties. Clearly this is a turning point in the War Against Trump On Cooties. It means we can get back to taking America (and Trump) down the old fashioned way: with racism. Side fashion note: It is now acceptable to wear your face mask on your hands. But remember: If it does not fit, you...
  • Friday News Roundup: Musk Shames Bezos, Whitmer Shames Herself and de Blasio is Just a Giant Shame

    06/05/2020 5:25:19 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 14 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Elon Musk confronts Jeff Bezos: Bezos blinks. – Alex Berenson is a former New York Times reporter who has done yeoman’s work on Twitter exposing all the massive false information that has been spread about the Wuhan Virus by the government and the corrupt news media. His information has been quoted here many times over the past few months. Berenson has just published a new book exposing these merchants of disinformation, titled “Unreported Truths About COVID-19 and Lockdowns”: Early yesterday, Amazon blocked Berenson’s book from being marketed on its site, citing non-existent “standards” that it does not apply anywhere else....
  • “De-Fund the Police”: A Cancer on Our Society

    06/05/2020 4:21:52 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 30 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    So, now we’re de-funding the police. That’s the new mantra being pushed by the radical Democrat Party as it moves into what appears to be the end game of Barack Obama’s and Bernie Sanders’ promise to “transform this country.” The terms “de-fund the police” or “dismantle the police” as it is being used in Minneapolis, are interchangeable. They are simply code for the goal of destabilizing American society by re-segregation and creating so much chaos in the nation’s cities that the government ultimately falls. Members of the Minneapolis city council were all over the place on Thursday spreading that message,...
  • Zondervan Releases Hollow Bible For Political Photo Ops

    06/04/2020 3:55:02 PM PDT · by DFG · 5 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 06/04/2020
    Zondervan has released a hollow Bible for politicians who want to use the Word of God as a political prop. The Bibles are designed to look authentic and holy from the outside but are completely empty on the inside, just like most politicians' faith. They are much lighter than an actual Bible, making them easy to pick up and reducing the risk of strains. They can also be used to hold secret things like notes from your crush or alcohol. An additional benefit of the Bible is that politicians won't risk opening it and having their lives changed. "No longer...
  • The Evening Wrap: A Fake HCQ Study, New Religious Cults, and Ben Sasse Throws a Tantrum

    06/04/2020 2:06:54 PM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 4 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Hey, remember that Lancet study from a few weeks ago that claimed to show that Hydroxychloroquine was somehow deadly to Wuhan Virus patients? – Yeah, the study was a scam: The Lancet ✔ @TheLancet Today, three of the authors have retracted "Hydroxychloroquine or chloroquine with or without a macrolide for treatment of COVID-19: a multinational registry analysis" Read the Retraction notice and statement from The Lancet https://hubs.ly/H0r7gh50 View image on Twitter 3,520 1:39 PM - Jun 4, 2020 Twitter Ads info and privacy 3,418 people are talking about this It turns out that the company that provided the “data” for...
  • VIDEO: Did Extreme TDS Cause Publication of Incredibly Flawed HCQ Study?

    06/04/2020 6:35:40 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    YouTube ^ | June 4, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO TDS is apparently such a powerful force that it seems to be able to cause a highly respected medical journal, The Lancet, to drop its usual professionalism and publish a horribly flawed study on hydroxychloroquine. See, President Donald Trump recommended the use of HCQ if prescribed by a doctor and that apparently was enough for some medical professionals to cast caution to the wind and produce a fraudulent study that seemed designed to prove that HCQ is not only supposedly ineffective but dangerous as well. Fortunately this fraud has now been exposed and clinical trials on HCQ have...
  • Pondering the Imponderable: Open Thread

    06/04/2020 6:34:51 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 20 replies
    MOTUS ^ | 6-4-20 | MOTUS
    I was up late last working on a post and then couldn’t sleep for the balance of the night. So I haven’t been able to get it together yet this morning. I probably need more sleep and more coffee. Or perhaps I’m not up to the task. So I leave you with this, that’s popping up all over Facebook this morning: Carry on, and don’t forget it’s Throwback Thursday. Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • America in the 21st Century: 20 Long Years of Constant Brainwashing

    06/04/2020 4:27:27 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 12 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Hey, what happened to all those pervasive, ubiquitous messages from March, April and May, telling us ten thousand times every day to wash our hands and stay at home? It was a hell of a brainwashing campaign carried out by our national news media and governments at all levels, and now it has basically vanished. Dr. Anthony Fauci has gone from being the national grandfather figure who hands out constantly-shifting and always-wrong advice on your TV screen every day to some old guy cooped up on his basement who gets an interview with some daytime hack on MSNBC or CNN...
  • Thursday News Roundup: Drama Queen Generals, Northam Virtue Signals, and a Circular Commie Firing Squad

    06/04/2020 4:12:29 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 6 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    How did the U.S. military get overrun by leftists? – That’s the open question today after former Secretary of Defense Jim Mattis outed himself in a histrionic anti-Trump opinion piece in the leftist rage The Atlantic. Mattis becomes just the latest in a long line of generals and admirals who have shown themselves to be dogmatic leftists over the past decade. Much of this leftist takeover of the military upper echelons can of course be laid at the feet of Barack Obama – who also reared his annoying head yesterday – but not all of it can. Because guys like...
  • The Evening Wrap: Rosenstein Tosses McCabe Under the Bus, and Other WINNING News

    06/03/2020 1:51:18 PM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 7 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    So many items of WINNING news today it’s hard to know where to start. How about this: The ADP private sector jobs report for May is in, and although it’s a big negative number, it’s still positive news in the context of this whole self-imposed Wuhan Virus recession. The ADP number for May came in at a net jobs loss of 2.76 million, which is obviously a depressing number. But – and it’s a big BUT – the consensus of projections by the so-called experts in this field had predicted a loss of 8.663 million jobs, almost 6 million more...
  • VIDEO: Rod Rosenstein Testifies Against Rod Rosenstein

    06/03/2020 12:21:49 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 10 replies
    YouTube ^ | June 3, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO The 2018 Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein testified today in the Senate against the 2020 former Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein over accepting responsibility for signing FISA applications. As you can see the sparks flew due to the 2018 Rod Rosenstein castigating the 2020 Rod Rosenstein on this issue.
  • Weaponized Wednesday

    06/03/2020 6:56:07 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    MOTUS ^ | 6-3-20 | MOTUS
    The word of the year, or perhaps decade: weaponize: weap·​on·​ize | \ ˈwe-pə-ˌnīz weaponized; weaponizingDefinition of weaponizetransitive verb: to adapt for use as a weapon of war You’d have to be living in a cave to have not noticed how things have become weaponized in the 21st century, both figuratively and literally. The media, Hollywood, politics, science - everything is fair game as a weapon in the ideological war between the left and right. Weaponized Zombie with extra ammo…just in case. Therefore nearly everyone is aware that the left has weaponized race, gender, income, food, medicine, viruses, etc. in order...
  • A HERO DIED OF ASPHYXIATION

    06/03/2020 5:43:17 AM PDT · by street_lawyer · 21 replies
    BAD NEWS JOURNAL ^ | JULY 3, 2020 | BAD NEWS JOURNAL
    Who Was George Floyd? Amid the aftermath of police brutality that took the life of African American war hero and the shooting death of an African American suspected of looting by an old white shop owner, the city of Minneapolis morns the death of George Floyd. George Floyd graduated with honors from Martin Luther King high school in a bucolic and segregated poor African American neighborhood. After graduating first in his class, George Floyd joined the United States Marines to serve a county that had enslaved his great grandparents. After receiving three purple hearts and two citations for
  • America Must Find a way to Hold the Media Accountable for its Serial Mendacity

    06/03/2020 5:37:33 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 12 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Let’s revisit one of the Campaign Update’s recurring themes, which is that the corrupt national news media establishment, like the Democrat Party, represents a true existential threat to our country’s survival in its current form. If we cannot find some means of holding these disloyal and destructive media outlets accountable for their systemic and pernicious false reporting, and do it soon, then the United States will descend into chaos and possibly a second Civil War. Mollie Hemingway put it bluntly in a tweet yesterday: Mollie ✔ @MZHemingway The disconnect between reality and media coverage is disorienting, angering, terrifying. 46.8K 7:57...
  • Wednesday News Roundup: Texans Can Take Care of Texans; The Rest of the Country Needs Help

    06/03/2020 4:24:47 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 9 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    In case you’re wondering why Texas Governor Greg Abbott, in a press conference yesterday with the police chiefs and mayors of Fort Worth and Dallas, said that he would not be asking for military assistance from the federal government to quell any out-of-control demonstrations in our state, all you need to see is this photo taken last night in the halls of the Texas Capitol Building by Glenn DeShields: Image may contain: indoor Those are Texas Department of Public Safety troopers, sleeping on the marble floors. I have walked those floors many times. They are 100% firm – they don’t...
  • Governor Cuomo Orders Nursing Homes To Admit Rioters

    06/02/2020 4:30:44 PM PDT · by DFG · 27 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 06/02/2020
    New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has ordered nursing homes to admit violent rioters and protesters throughout the state. "If we are going to be compassionate, caring, and pro-science, we need to admit these oppressed individuals into every care facility available," he said at a press conference this morning. "I don't want to hear any talk of how this might hurt old people. This isn't the Dark Ages -- we listen to SCIENCE in this state!" The order forced nursing homes to admit anyone carrying a brick, Molotov cocktail, baseball bat, or bike lock and house them until they recover. Scientists...
  • The “Resistance” Movement’s History of Failure

    06/02/2020 3:35:04 PM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 8 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | Gregg Updike
    Guest Piece by Gregg Updike The current and ongoing “resistance” movement was spawned when the Democrats didn’t get their “inevitable” candidate elected to continue Obama’s third term. Many (ignorant of political and historical perspective) people who I know to this day still think Obama inherited a mess from Bush Jr. and did a “good” job getting us out of the terrible horrible Bush years. Most are securely employed government workers and were otherwise unaffected by Obama’s stagnant economy. For the most part, this pervasive mindset was driven by the MSM (D) where everything every Republican did was akin to Hitler...