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  • How Harshly Should Obstruction Be Punished? [semi-satire]

    04/26/2024 11:02:39 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 April 2024 | John Semmens
    This week the US Supreme Court heard oral arguments in the case of Fischer vs. United States. This concerns the severity of punishment given to many defendants convicted of trespassing in the Capitol on January 6, 2021. Solicitor General Elizabeth Prelogar, representing the Department of Justice was being questioned by several of the Associate Justices. Justice Paul Gorsuch wondered whether "initiating a false fire alarm like Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) did in order to obstruct a House vote on a bill would be sufficient to trigger a 20-year prison sentence?" Prelogar said "no, because the delay was only a few...
  • VIDEO: My Caribbean Cruise Vacation Starts TOMORROW!

    04/26/2024 8:21:56 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 18 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 26, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOI'm on my way to the ABC Islands of the Caribbean for eight days aboard the Celebrity Beyond starting Saturday April 27. The first place I hit will be the Ocean View Café BUFFET bar where not only a plethora of delicious food is awaiting me for lunch tomorrow but also I can start drinking again. In fact, I think I might start drinking a few beers today so all those drinks won't be a complete shock to my system. Oh, and our Steve Kane Radio Show group also has a serious mission project aboard ship. Namely to try out...
  • Hamas Thanks College Student Supporters By Promising Them A Quick Death During Global Intifada

    04/25/2024 3:05:34 PM PDT · by DFG · 10 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 04/25/2024 | Babylon Bee
    RAFAH — Hamas has issued a statement of thanks to American university students for their unwavering support over the past few weeks, promising that, in return, the deaths of university students in the coming global intifada would be relatively quick and painless. "Our cold hearts have been warmed by the unquestioning loyalty of American college students," said Hamas spokesman Muhammed Muhammed Al-Muhammed Muhammed to reporters. "As a token of our gratitude, we will shoot you and blow you up instead of cutting your heads off while raping you when we globalize our glorious intifada and cleanse the world of all...
  • VIDEO: TDS Tourist ARRESTED for Keying Truck With "Let's Go Brandon!" Bumper Sticker

    04/25/2024 3:01:07 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 56 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 25, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThe biggest mistake a TDS liberal from New York can make is keying a MAGA vehicle in the FREE state of Florida. Just look at what happened to one Richard Brothers of Syracuse, New York who keyed a pickup truck in a supermarket parking lot in the Lower Keys of Florida that had a "Let's Go Brandon!" bumper sticker. Brothers at first ACTED like he didn't know why the very polite officer from the Monroe County Sheriffs Department had approached him. However, after being confronted with surveillance of him doing the dirty deed he quickly confessed. Watch as poor Dick...
  • Sad: College Student So Caught Up Harassing Jews He Forgot About Term Paper On Inclusion

    04/25/2024 12:30:18 PM PDT · by DFG · 14 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 04/25/2024 | Babylon Bee
    BOSTON, MA — A frantic Harvard student realized this week he'd been so busy harassing Jewish students on campus that he'd forgotten to write his final term paper on the importance of inclusion. "Oh, man! I was so busy painting ‘Death to Jews' on the doors to the Ethics and Inclusion department that I totally forgot to write my big term paper on how essential inclusion and tolerance are to our society!" Harvard student Todd Davies told reporters. "I mean, with all the hate directed at DEI programs these days, writing a paper about the need to be inclusive was...
  • Biden Peace Plan for Gaza Thwarted [semi-satire]

    04/24/2024 10:38:51 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 April 2024 | John Semmens
    The Biden Administration's efforts to bring peace to Gaza by supporting the Palestinian Authority (PA) went awry went the money the US provided was spent to reward the families of martyrs in the fight against the Jewish occupation of Palestine. Spokesman for the PA Jenin Adnan Abu Aisheh emphasized that "compensating the heros of Islam is, and always has been, our highest priority." US Secretary of State Tony Blinken said "it is profoundly disappointing to see the aid we have given to the PA diverted to furthering the conflict. By taking the PA's side in their struggle for dominance against...
  • VIDEO: Britain In Competition With Belgium For World's WORST Military Marchers

    04/24/2024 7:38:34 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 36 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 24, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOUntil now, Belgium had the reputation for having the world's worst military marchers. However, it now appears that the British military is in strong contention for that title. As you can see its not just that the Brits in this video are horribly out of synch while marching, they also put little to no effort in swinging their arms. It's no wonder since many of them look their would prefer to swing their arms to grab a ham sandwich. Oh, and could the Brits exhibit just a slight bit of enthusiasm in their marching? I remember as a kid seeing...
  • "Appalling Arrest" [semi-satire]

    04/23/2024 1:39:40 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 April 2024 | John Semmens
    Rep. Ilhan Omar's (D-Minn) daughter Isra Hirsi was one of 108 students arrested at the request of Columbia University President Nemat "Minouche" Shafik. "I took this extraordinary step because these are extraordinary circumstances. The individuals who established the encampment violated a long list of rules and policies. The vile and overt anti-Semitism has made many other students feel unsafe." Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich) called the arrests "an unjustified suppression of freedom of speech. These students are protesting Israel's indiscriminate massacre of Palestinians in retaliation for Hamas' heroic October attack against the Jews' illegal occupation of Palestine. Instead of removing these...
  • VIDEO: Morning Joe Legal Guest Reveals EVIDENCE-FREE Trump Trial

    04/23/2024 8:44:27 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 18 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 23, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThe Biden-directed prosecution of President Donald Trump in the Manhattan trial is so pathetically weak that even the MSNBC Legal Correspondent Lisa Rubin was forced to admit that the prosecution presented NO EVIDENCE of Trump's personal guilt. You just know that if the prosecutors had slam dump evidence of Trump's supposed guilt, they would have presented it at the get-go of this CORRUPT trial. This trial is starting to resemble the EVIDENCE=FREE impeachment trial of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton last year when the case completely fell apart in the state senate when the prosecution's witnesses were forced to admit...
  • VIDEO: Brian Craig Makes Suggestion on Improving Trump NY Press Conference Audio Quality

    04/22/2024 9:37:10 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 3 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 22, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO Steve Kane Radio Show co-host Brian Craig made a technical suggestion on how to help President Trump counter the absolutely CORRUPT trial now going on in Manhattan. It has to do with how his press conferences are staged at the end of the trial days. It's unbelievable that a CORRUPT judge, Juan Merchan, can PROFIT via his CORRUPT family to the tune of millions of dollars via a kangaroo court trial of President Trump. Brian Craig reveals how President Trump can better make his voice heard revealing the utter CORRUPTION of this trial. Oh, and Dana Bash. Unless you...
  • VIDEO: Brazilian Supreme Court Justice Demanded Musk Comply With Censorship Order

    04/21/2024 10:16:47 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 12 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 21, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOIf you combined Manhattan D.A. Alvin Bragg and CORRUPT Judge Juan Merchan into one person you could come up with the highly evil Brazilian Chrome Dome Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes who has been attempting to force Elon Musk take down Twitter accounts of Brazilian journalists who dare to criticize that government. Unfortunately for the Chrome Dome Justice, Musk is NOT complying and the backlash in Brazil threatens to not only cut off the power of that tyrant but is also turning him into an object of well-deserved worldwide mockery.
  • Dems Vote Against Hearing Impeachment Evidence [semi-satire]

    04/19/2024 5:36:59 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 April 2024 | John Semmens
    By a vote of 51 to 48, the US Senate voted not to bother with an impeachment trial for Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas. The articles of impeachment sent over from the US House of Representatives charged Mayorkas with "willful and systematic refusal to comply with the law and lying under oath in his testimony to Congress." Majority Leader Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) explained "we don't need a trial to know that Secretary Mayorkas is not guilty. He has explained to me personally that he supports allowing more immigrants into America than current law permits because his parents were...
  • VIDEO: Uncle Bozey and The Cannibals

    04/19/2024 9:09:07 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 23 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 19, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOSoon to be a major Broadway musical although I suspect they may have to replace the lead Synch Singer.
  • Twitter: Female Australian Soldier vs. Male U. S. Marine

    04/18/2024 12:23:23 PM PDT · by TigerClaws · 41 replies
    Australian soldier vs US marine Vanity post for fun. She could probably drink him under the table as well.
  • VIDEO: Where Joe Biden Probably Stole His Uncle Bozey Cannibal Story From

    04/18/2024 7:36:57 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 59 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 18, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOBiden keeps repeating the same FAKE story about his Uncle Ambrose "Bozey" Finnegan who was supposedly flying an Army Air Corps plane that was shot down in 1944 over New Guinea during WWII and he was subsequently eaten by cannibals. In REALITY his uncle was a passenger with three crew members on a plane that crashed into the ocean off the coast of New Guinea due to mechanical problems. We know this because there was a crash survivor who reported on it and that there were no other survivors.And if this story sounds vaguely familiar it is because it is...
  • Student Loan Bailout Will Enable Foreign Travel [semi-satire]

    04/17/2024 5:17:09 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 April 2024 | John Semmens
    Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) went on the Late Show where she and host discussed a little known potential benefit of shifting the burden of paying off college debt from the students who borrowed the money to taxpayers. "One of my greatest regrets after I got out of college is that I had to go to work to pay off my student loans," the Congresswoman lamented. "This seemed so unfair when many of my rich classmates had the money to go abroad to experience the world and all its wonders. If my loans had been forgiven I could've used the payments...
  • VIDEO: NPR CEO Channels O'Brien's Fingers from Room 101

    04/17/2024 9:30:53 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 11 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 17, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOKatherine Maher, the CEO of National Public Radio, revealed her inner O'Brien when discussing how there is no single objective truth. Her 1984 type blather comes directly from the Neiman Lab at Harvard whose guiding philosophy is something called "Solidarity Journalism" which has become the prevailing philosophy of liberal "journalists." Here are direct quotes about Solidarity Journalism taken directly from the Nieman Lab webisite (link at bottom):"Solidarity eclipses objectivity as journalism’s dominant ideal."“Objectivity as an aspirational ideal ends up encouraging journalists to avoid addressing what matters.”"Aiming for objectivity as a way to resolve uncertainty, though, leads journalism far astray from...
  • Hogg Bested in Debate [semi-satire]

    04/16/2024 10:41:07 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 April 2024 | John Semmens
    Already under fire for misspending most of the money donated to the March for Our Lives PAC he co-founded, gun control activist David Hogg was unable to make a coherent response to Lily Tang Williams' criticisms of his gun-control efforts. Ms. Williams immigrated from China, became a US citizen and is now running for Congress in New Hampshire. "You say no one should have the right to own a gun," Ms Williams said. "Well, in China, no private citizen is allowed to have guns. No one has an effective self-defense against government tyranny. The communist government murdered millions of its...
  • VIDEO: Hugh Jackman Worships His Bill Gates God

    04/16/2024 8:08:14 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 19 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 16, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOHas actor Hugh Jackman fallen on hard financial times or does he genuinely worship Bill Gates as someone who knows what is best for everybody else? The latter scenario is actually scarier than the first.
  • Trump's Position on Abortion Slammed [semi-satire]

    04/15/2024 11:11:23 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 April 2024 | John Semmens
    This week former President Donald Trump announced that "my position on abortion is that we should follow the Supreme Court's ruling that the Tenth Amendment to the US Constitution leaves the power to determine whether abortions are legal up to the states. Given the strongly held differences on this issue, it is obvious that there is no consensus among voters. Under these circumstances, the best resolution is to use the 'laboratory of democracy' created by our federal system to try out different approaches in different states." The New York Times complained that "Trump chose politics over principles. Every enlightened thinker...