[Interesting Times]

There has to be a country song in here somewhere...

Ohhh, Mommy wuz an atheist, and Daddy wuz a Muslim.
You know my other Daddy wus a Muslim toooo.
Good times hanging out down at the Madrasa,
Halfrican and Musliest, but never a Jewwww.

Thank you. Thanks very much. I'll be here all week.

[Pontiac]

Ohhh, Mommy wuz an atheist, and Daddy wuz a Muslim.
You know my other Daddy wus a Muslim toooo.

Hadn’t really thought about it before but your little poem made me think about it.

How is it that an atheist would marry two Muslims?

Easy Muslims don’t believe in God either.

[DieHard the Hunter]

> There has to be a country song in here somewhere...

Now *that* is Hell-funny! Cheers!