DUmmie FUnnies 07-03-07 ("What is up with all the idiotic, over-the-top, foul-mouthed rants?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 3, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

Remember a while back when each new scandal brought breathless anticipation to DU? "This is the one, they'll never survive this."

THE MANY DAYS WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED.

[MindBender26]

Is it just me or do they all seem a bit testy about something this evening?

If you have no fireworks, light off a DUmbie this 4th!

[Charles Henrickson]

My ANGER should make others uncomfortable.

Quick, get Dr. Buddy Rydell on the hotline!

[MindBender26]

>>Harry Reid . . . is pissing in his britches.

>>When you gotta go, you gotta go. Not uncommon for men that age.

If he was to faint after doing the “dance with no steps” (The Horizontal Mambo) with Nancy, would that mean he had a prostrate prostate.

[Charles Henrickson]

BOLD, UNABASHED, UNSEEMLY, and UNCOMFORTABLE F*CKING WAYS

Working title for benburch's new book.

[Charles Henrickson]

tomorrow might be a wet one.

Is that you, Harry Reid's britches?

[skimask]

Those potty mouthed kids need to have their mouth's washed out with a bar of soap.

They reaslly are showing how much smarter they are aren't they.

[Incorrigible]

Ha! Ha! Merry Fitzmas DUmmies!

[Charles Henrickson]

What is up with all the idiotic, over-the-top, foul-mouthed rants?

THAT'S A DUMMIE
Tune: "That's Amore"

When the Moonbats go wild
With the sh*t that they've piled,
That's a DUmmie.
When they've plain lost their heads
Like they've gone off their meds,
That's a DUmmie.

Hopes will fly,
Soaring to the sky, rising way up high
Like a giant sequoia.
Hands will wring--
What a ding-a-ling, what a ding-a-ling--
And you'll think, "Paranoia."

When the "F" words flow free
Just like on MTV,
That's a DUmmie.
When they march in the street
Without leaving their seat,
You're in luck:

Those aren't Rovian plants,
They're just Ants in their rants,
And they're FUnnie!
For a laugh and a half
Reading each paragraph--
That's a DUmmie!

[decal]

“What is up with all the idiotic, over-the-top, foul-mouthed rants?”

Sow the &%*@!^# wind, reap the &%*@!^# whirlwind, S(k)inner.

[epow]

Skinner - you can bet your house and car that this pointed invective is influencing Harry Reid. He is paying attention to this thoughtfully foul-mouthed invective and he is pissing in his britches.

The DUmmie's delusional state of mind (mind?) is even more out of touch with reality than I thought. I would bet money if I were a gambling man that Reid has never even heard of DU, and wouldn't want to be in the same party with these moronic DUmmy drama queens even if he has heard of DUmmyland.

DU represents how many actual voters, maybe 1000-1500 tops? The rest are either too young to vote, too stoned or too drunk to go to the polls, or those over-the-hill DUmmies who turned off and dropped out back in the 1960s and can't find their way back in.

[epow]

“That’s a Dummie” is definitely one of your best lyrical parodies ever pastor. I would love to hear old Dino do his signature song with those lyrics substituted for the originals.

[Darkwolf377]

Until Bush, Cheney, and all their henchmen are in chains before the Hague,

Everything is about One World Government with these people, isn't it?

I've yet to meet one of them who grasps the horror that would result from this idea.

They can't even get along with REPUBLICANS, how the heck are they going to get along with people who don't see eye-to-eye with them about women being allowed out of the house without a burka, or people who execute homosexuals, or who don't like minorities, or etc etc etc?

[Sonny M]

Have these idiots realized that DU is now small skins compared to the Daily Kos?

And yes I realize the heavy crossover, but bottom line, DU isn't even a group worth listening to, if you are a dem politician, they are a fringe group that is worth ignoring, because in the end, you can urinate on them, and they will still back you.

[Pinkbell]

Happy 4th, PJ!

Curiously, what does “Freudenschade” mean?

They can’t contain themselves and their anger. Then, the one DUmmie tries to explain to Skinner that Reid is taking note of a few, fringe lunatics cursing sprees at the DUmp. LOL

[Darkwolf377]

This has little to do with the thread, but I just like recalling the time Harry Reid said some kid came up to him and said "I want to be like you when I grow up" or something.

Why any kid would want to grow up to be a cranky, spineless, powerless old fool is beyond me.

[Darkwolf377]

Man, I’d almost forgotten about Olberman. What’s he up to these days—still blaming Bush for not personally rebuilding the WTC?

[Roscoe Karns]

He's now demanding that both Bush & Cheney resign.

Last night's Speshul Komment! (takes a few seconds to download text)

[Cheburashka]

Curiously, what does “Freudenschade” mean?

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Once upon a time a DUmmie tried to use the German word “Schadenfreude” in one of his posts, but because of his obvious intellectual superiority over us retards here at Free Republic wrote “Freudenschade” instead. Se we’ve adopted the word and made it our own.

[kevkrom]

I unsubscribed from Reid's list.

Well, that will put the fear of God into Reid.