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DUmmie FUnnies 07-03-07 ("What is up with all the idiotic, over-the-top, foul-mouthed rants?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 3, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/03/2007 6:23:09 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies still continue to suffer from extreme LDS (Libby Derangement Syndrome) due to the commutation of Scooter's prison sentence to such an extent that even Head DUmmie Skinner had to step in with this statement: "What is up with all the idiotic, over-the-top, foul-mouthed rants?" The THREAD Skinner is complaining about is so deranged that it is titled, "EAT S***. F*** Off. D**." So let us watch the DUmmies wallow in Plamegate Freudenschade in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the DUmmie implosion, is in the [brackets]:

EAT S***. F*** Off. D**.

[MERRY FITZMAS!!!]

F*ck you, Harry. You have enabled this contemptable administration for far too long. You have no credibility whatsoever, and your cries of "Foul, foul!" ring hollow.

[The best part about this DUmmie implosion is that they are eating their own.]

GROW A SPINE. IMPEACH NOW.

[Should't you be addressing this to Nancy since Senators can't impeach?]

Until Bush, Cheney, and all their henchmen are in chains before the Hague, you share their shameful legacy.

[What's with The Hague? I notice a big Hague fascination with the DUmmies. It is almost like The Hague will solve all their problems.]

You suck. Pelosi sucks. You are all pigs at the trough. Eat shit. F*ck off. Die.

[And with that upbeat note, let's see what his fellow DUmmies say...]

why won't anyone DO SOMETHING?

[We are. We are LAUGHING at your utter despair. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

I unsubscribed from Reid's list. Enough is enough. Stop talking and DO SOMETHING. I'm FED UP with finger pointing, name calling, allegations, verbal ping pong. SHUT THE F*CK UP AND DO SOMETHING! They are ignoring your subpoenas. Destroying evidence. Lying to you under oath. Making a mockery of Congress and our Constitution. DO SOMETHING (LIKE YOUR JOB) OR WE'LL GET SOME PEOPLE IN OFFICE WHO WILL DO THEIR JOBS WITHOUT US BEGGING THEM TO DO IT!

[Have you tried Primal Scream Therapy?]

Dear Harry - GO F*CK A GOAT YOU F*CKING COWARD.

[Would that goat be My Pet Goat?]

What is up with all the idiotic, over-the-top, foul-mouthed rants?

[Scolded Head DUmmie Skinner.]

Come on. This type of thing doesn't make me proud to be a part of this community. Does anyone really think Harry Reid is going to bother paying attention to thoughtful commentary like, "You suck. Pelosi sucks. You are all pigs at the trough. Eat shit. F*ck off. Die."? Sometimes I wonder why even I bother with this place.

[You created this asylum, Skinner, so you better get used to the deranged inmates.]

Skinner - you can bet your house and car that this pointed invective is influencing Harry Reid. He is paying attention to this thoughtfully foul-mouthed invective and he is pissing in his britches. If he is not keenly aware of the fury in the "sticks", he is too insulated and without imagination or intelligence to serve in the Senate.

[This DUmmie obviously has an over-inflated sense of self-importance. The rest of us are pissing in our britches laughing at your hilarious LDS.]

This is the thousandth post like this in the last 24 hours. it must be frustrating.

[Not frustrating. FUnnie!!!

Remember a while back when each new scandal brought breathless anticipation to DU? "This is the one, they'll never survive this." Yeah, right...

[Freudenschade, baby!]

My emotions are offensive. My ANGER should make others uncomfortable. My frustration with the disgrace that this congress has been and that this country has become deserves to be expressed in BOLD, UNABASHED, UNSEEMLY, and UNCOMFORTABLE F*CKING WAYS.

[MERRY FITZMAS!!!]

ED MARKEY-D NEEDS TO BE VIOLENTLY BUGGERED IN THEIR HEATED GARAGE RIGHT BUGGER NOW!

[Is that you fantasizing, Ben Burch?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummiefunnies; dummies; fitzmas; merryfitzmas; scooterlibby; skinner
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Have a great Fourth of July. I already have a watermelon cooling down in the fridge. However, according to weather reports, tomorrow might be a wet one.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 07/03/2007 6:23:13 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IN!!!


2 posted on 07/03/2007 6:24:12 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (1?)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 07/03/2007 6:24:35 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
EAT S***. F*** Off. D**.

Let's see if we can top that . . .

**** ***, *** ******* ******-******!!!

4 posted on 07/03/2007 6:27:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (***********************)
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To: PJ-Comix

IATP!


5 posted on 07/03/2007 6:28:49 PM PDT by Old Sarge (This tagline in memory of FReeper 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub)
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To: PJ-Comix

Have a safe Independence Day!


6 posted on 07/03/2007 6:29:13 PM PDT by airborne (COULTER: Actually, my favorite candidate is [Rep.] Duncan Hunter [R-CA], and he is magnificent.)
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To: PJ-Comix

They’re this close to a complete meltdown (what can I do to push them over the edge ;’}


7 posted on 07/03/2007 6:30:23 PM PDT by rockrr (Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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To: PJ-Comix

IN


8 posted on 07/03/2007 6:30:48 PM PDT by txroadkill ( http://iraqstar.org)
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I love it when the DUmmies talk dirty. It means they are even more upset that usual. he he
9 posted on 07/03/2007 6:31:31 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix
F*ck you, Harry.

Sen. Reid getting no love.

BTW, DUmmie, impeachment proceedings would need to begin in the HOUSE, not the Senate. So address your foul-mothed rant to Rep. Pelosi.

10 posted on 07/03/2007 6:32:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bela Pelosi.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Bwaahaaahaa!
The lunatics are running the asylum!


11 posted on 07/03/2007 6:32:38 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Jeez, I love these guys. I don’t think I laughed this hard all day. LOL!


12 posted on 07/03/2007 6:33:51 PM PDT by CremeSaver
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To: PJ-Comix

“My emotions are offensive.”

Why, yes they are....So is your breath ;’}


13 posted on 07/03/2007 6:33:58 PM PDT by rockrr (Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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To: PJ-Comix
GROW A SPINE.

Doc Dean preparing to administer a spine transplant:


14 posted on 07/03/2007 6:36:54 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies on the ****ing rampage!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
BTW, DUmmie, impeachment proceedings would need to begin in the HOUSE, not the Senate.

Fencebuilder...

15 posted on 07/03/2007 6:38:38 PM PDT by Petronski
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IMPEACH NOW.

IT'S NOW OR NEVER (Time to impeach)
Tune: "It's Now or Never"

It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
Tomorrow's 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait

When I first saw Bush
And that evil Cheney
My life's been awful
My skies turned rainy
I've watched these six years
Chimpy's smirks and Dick's sneers
Now that we've won
Let's have some fun--
Impeach!

It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
Tomorrow's 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait

Just like a bad weed
Spreading rage enlarges
That's why we don't need
No stinking charges
Bush just needs kicking
And the clock is ticking
This ain't so tough
Make something up--
Impeach!

It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
Tomorrow's 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait

It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait!

16 posted on 07/03/2007 6:38:38 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies on the ****ing rampage!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

wow, sucks to be them.

Happy Independence Day, All!!

May God bless the Founding Fathers!!!

mrs


17 posted on 07/03/2007 6:40:08 PM PDT by proudmilitarymrs (It's not immigration, it's an invasion!)
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To: PJ-Comix
You suck. Pelosi sucks.

That giant sucking sound you hear. . . .

18 posted on 07/03/2007 6:40:55 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies on the ****ing rampage!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: CremeSaver

You need to read IowaHawk’s article.


19 posted on 07/03/2007 6:42:00 PM PDT by Conservativegreatgrandma
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To: rockrr
My frustration with the disgrace that this congress has been and that this country has become deserves to be expressed...

Using the same handful of obscenities that every other DU poster uses. Do they know any form of expression other than "f***," "sh**" and vulgar homosexual commentary?

20 posted on 07/03/2007 6:42:01 PM PDT by GraceCoolidge
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