[Michael Eden]

I liked your Carville quote and googled it:

Here’s the link with a contrast story from recently:
http://deceiver.com/2009/03/11/james-carville-wants-the-president-to-succeed-sometimes/

The money quote:
Just minutes before learning of the terrorist attacks on America, Democratic strategist James Carville was hoping for President Bush to fail, telling a group of Washington reporters: “I certainly hope he doesn’t succeed.”

[a fool in paradise]

Space is tight in the tagline. I did what I could.