Maxim Places Michelle Obama at #93 Hottest Woman: The Women Who Lost to Her

blog ^ | 5/18/09

[What127]

If you're not aware, Maxim recently released its list of the top-100 hottest women in the world. Of course on the list are people like Angelina Jolie and Heidi Klum. But on the top 100 is a woman who is definitely not what you would consider "hot:" Michelle Obama. I won't bad-mouth her too much, but the First Lady is not attractive, yet Maxim places her at 93.

[falcon1966]

Michelle Obama looks nice, but she is not Smokin’ Hot like the media pretends.

[brytlea]

OK—that does it. If Michelle is hot, then I am too. I should be on that list.

[Goreknowshowtocheat]

Beauty is in the eye of your politics. How else can you explain it? One side view of Michelle is enough to know she has no place on a true list beauties.

[peace with honor]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

[frogjerk]

1993 MSM redux - “Isn’t Hillary beautiful?”

[Bertha Fanation]

If she’s so beautiful, why does she look like she just French kissed an oncoming Hummer going 100 MPH?

[DesertRhino]

I have to ask, just to help me recalibrate my meter on hotness, who in hell is #94 and #95?? I can’t wait to hear who she’s a little hotter than.

[gimme1ibertee]

ROTFLMBO!! Separated at birth??

Ms.Zero is a legend in her own mind.

[Travis T. OJustice]

OK—that does it. If Michelle is hot, then I am too. I should be on that list.

Need a pic. Purely for research purposes, of course. :)

[Robe]

[Travis T. OJustice]

Here’s the Hot 100 for 2009 from Maxim:

1. Olivia Wilde
2. Megan Fox
3. Bar Refaeli
4. Malin Akerman
5. Mila Kunis
6. Eliza Dushku
7. Adriana Lima
8. Rihanna
9. Jordana Brewster
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt
11. Jessica Biel
12. Leighton Meester
13. Jessica Alba
14. Christina Aguilera
15. Katy Perry
16. Gina Carano
17. Britney Spears
18. Marisa Miller
19. Chan Marshall
20. Moon Bloodgood
21. Annalynne McCord
22. Kate Beckinsale
23. Lindsay Lohan
24. Eva Mendes
25. Julianne Hough
26. Angelina Jolie
27. Vanessa Hudgens
28. Danneel Harris
29. Zoe Saldana
30. Penelope Cruz
31. Hilary Duff
32. Ciara
33. Blake Lively
34. Scarlett Johansson
35. Anna Kournikova
36. Hayden Panettiere
37. Cameron Diaz
38. Charlize Theron
39. Anna Faris
40. Lily Allen
41. Nadine Velazquez
42. Nikki Reed
43. Elisha Cuthbert
44. Avril Lavigne
45. Fergie
46. Nicole Scherzinger
47. Katie Cassidy
48. Arielle Kebbel
49. Freida Pinto
50. Taylor Swift
51. Sienna Miller
52. Beyoncé
53. Kim Kardashian
54. Rachel Bilson
55. Christina Milian
56. Amber Heard
57. Audrina Patridge
58. Miranda Kerr
59. Ana Ivanovic
60. Carrie Underwood
61. Dania Ramirez
62. Heidi Klum
63. Milla Jovovich
64. Diora Baird
65. Amanda Righetti
66. Emma Stone
67. Emmy Rossum
68. Ashley Greene
69. Jennifer Morrison
70. Maria Menounos
71. Gabrielle Union
72. Camilla Belle
73. Ashley Tisdale
74. Amanda Bynes
75. Tricia Helfer
76. Cameron Richardson
77. Stacey Keibler
78. Danica Patrick
79. Jaime King
80. Jamie Gunns
81. Heidi Montag
82. Emma Watson
83. Whitney Port
84. Minka Kelly
85. Michelle Trachtenberg
86. Ali Campoverdi
87. Summer Glau
88. Diane Kruger
89. Jamie Chung
90. Roselyn Sanchez
91. Chelsea Handler
92. Joanna Krupa
93. Michelle Obama
94. Yvonne Strahovski
95. Padma Lakshmi
96. Olivia Munn
97. Marisa Tomei
98. Rebecca Mader
99. Melissa Rycroft
100. Deanna Russo

[NYRepublican72]

I have to pretty up this thread after the picture of the wife of the Marxist. Here's who "lost" to Michelle 0bama.

#100 -- Deanna Russo.

Are you kidding me? Seriously? Gee, which one would you rather date?

#96 -- Marisa Tomei

Ummmmm. OK.

Gotta love the power of a lefty on feebleminded leftists.

[brytlea]

I’m sure I would be found guilty...still, if Michelle qualifies, that opens the floodgates for the rest of us!

[stainlessbanner]

Olivia Munn at #96

Yvonne Strahovski at #94

Marisa Tomei at #97

[BlueStateBlues]

Nice graphic. Which one is Michelle?

Bill Clinton: “I’m workin’ my way dow’n the list, I’ll get ta her eventually”

[Secret Agent Man]

Remove Obama, put Leah Remini in there instead. She’s a nutball but that’s not what the ranking is about.

[ConservativeMan55]

And just where is Sarah?

[Schnucki]

Here's #92!