Posted on 08/28/2009 8:30:30 PM PDT by RightFighter
I thought that Freepers should do our part to help the President sell the newly-renamed KennedyCare bill to the American public. To that end, please post your ideas here for slogans that can be used to get the message across about the impact that this bill will have on the American people. I'll start us out with a few I picked up on various threads and some I came up with on my own.
KennedyCare - A Bridge to Nowhere
KennedyCare - It's Dead in the Water
These are mine:
KennedyCare - Do it for Mary Jo
KennedyCare - It'll Drive US Over the Edge...
KennedyCare - Sinking Like a Rock
KennedyCare - Under the Surface, it's a Killer
KennedyCare - An Idea That Doesn't Float
KennedyCare - An Idea That Doesn't Hold Water
KennedyCare - Not Death Panels - Death in the Channel
KennedyCare - Drowning in a Sea of Debt
KennedyCare - Open Wide and Say Ahhhhh...Gurgle...Gurgle
KennedyCare - Bloated and Unnecessary
KennedyCare - Making a Splash
KennedyCare - Healthcare Decisions in 10 Hours or More...Guaranteed
Do you think that we can license the actual AC/DC song?
That would be awesome, wouldn’t it? ;-)
Why didn’t Kennedy get Obamacare?
Kennedy’s care was NOT Obamacare!
Kicked in the teeth?
KennedyCare - Free lobotomies for everyone’s sister!
KennedyCare - A bottle of scotch for every patient.
KennedyCare - Dead like Ted
Call it the HEALTH CONTROL BILL.
For the record, in the event that this thread gets negative publicity for being insensitive, I would have left this all alone if I hadn’t been subjected to days of All-Kennedy All-The-Time news coverage about what a great man he was. The legacy this man deserves is that of a killer, not only of Mary Jo Kopechne, but also of millions of babies whose lives were snuffed out because of him and his vicious attack against Judge Bork and his support for unrestricted abortion rights. Add to that his support of every homosexual cause under the sun, and I think it’s fair to say this man did more to harm this country in his 47 years in office than just about any person in history.
Kennedy Care - The Socialist Bridge from NObama care
JJ61
Not to mention plagiarism and treason!!!!!!!
What do Kennedy care and masturbation have in common;
It feels good at first, until you realize all you have done is screwed yourself...
KennedyCare - Because you can only live on vodka for so long.
KennedyCare - Don't think. Just vote for Kennedy. Like Massachusetts for the last 50 years.
KennedyCare - Because man can not live on waitress sandwiches alone.
KennedyCare - Free pain pills with every vote!
KennedyCare - Do it for to Grandma.
KennedyCare - McCain supports it. Isn't that enough?
KennedyCare - Because every breath counts.
KennedyCare - This ain't your father's Oldsmobile.
KennedyCare - Because we already named one after Romney, and he's still alive.
If anyone gets offended, have them put on a neckbrace and call us in the morning.
KennedyCare - just plain unconstitutional
Kennedy Care - A dead Senator’s attempt to take you down with him
This thread is a hoooooot ping.
KennedyCare - Because We All Sink or Swim Together
KennedyCare - A Breath of Fresh Air
KennedyCare - Jump In!
KennedyCare - Climb Aboard for the Ride of Your Life!
KennedyCare - Want Medical Care? Don’t Hold Your Breath!
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