Because I pay scant attention to the Islamic Republic's holiday calendar, I decided to do some research and find out if there's any substance to President Ahmadinejad's threat. After exhaustive research, I was able to locate photographic evidence that the diminutive wannabe dictator-for-life has been collecting ingredients for a so-called "dirty bomb" which, I suspect, he will use to attack the West. Click here to see that evidence.
My guess is that the Feb. 11 announcement will not be anything quiet as dramatic, more likely to be something like an announcement that Iran will push ahead to produce 20% enriched uranium using its own means instead of trying to reach a deal through the IAEA to exhange it for LEU.
Embargo our supply of late night convenience store managers?