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To: Interesting Times
Since the Empire's Stormtroopers can't hit somebody 35 feet away with 500 rounds sprayed from their futuristic energy weapons, perhaps they should try throwing rocks instead.

They are supposed to be elite professionals, they can't hit their targets. They wear all this cumbersome body armor that is ineffective against pistol shots. Just pathetic.

28 posted on 05/22/2010 10:25:43 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 (Public healthcare looks like it will work as well as public housing did.)
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To: PapaBear3625

Well, the other problem is, too, they’re clones of clones of clones, and that means their IQ is about the same as an average Zero supporter.


31 posted on 05/22/2010 3:23:04 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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That always struck me as odd too. All that cumbersome body armor and it was totally ineffective against anything. I doubt it would have worked against a BB gun.

I know it was a bit of a fantasy but just the tiniest bit of reality would help at times.


60 posted on 05/24/2010 3:44:25 PM PDT by yarddog
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