with his HAN SHOT FIRST tee shirt on...
he gets it but he doesn't get it.
He did fine with the original Star Wars but obviosuly by the times the prequels rolled around he was too full of himself to do a proper job. His writing was very crappy for the prequels but maybe a decent director could have done better with it.
Hell Seth MacFarlane could have done a better job. At least they would have been funny then.
Or maybe Quentin Tarantino.
Michael Madsen as Darth Vader. He cuts off ears with his lightsabre then sets people on fire with ‘the force’. I like it. They’d have to drill a hole in the helmet for his cigarettes though.
David Carradine as the Emperor. BBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He’d be wandering around with a bong all the time.
Gordon Liu as a Pie Mai-type of sadistic Yoda.
Uma Thurman as Leia.
Ving Rhames as Lando Calrissian.
Etc.
A Tarantino-directed Star Wars would be a blast!
The Rodney Dangerfield line was awesome! I nearly pissed myself when Lois says to Peter “I love you” and Peter replies bleeped “F*ck off” (that’s what I think he said).
Ken Buck’s slogan can be: “My name is Buck and I came here to _ _ _ _!”
Linsday was already supposed to to be wearing an alcohol monitoring bracelet, what happened to that one?
That’s one HUGE piece of chocolate I wouldn’t go near. I’d request a mop and bucket.
The Florida VP could be a greeter at Piggly Wiggly, but she’s better than Sexual Chocolate or Kagan for sure.
Mexico: A narco-state invading our country. World Wars have been started for less.
with his HAN SHOT FIRST tee shirt on...
he gets it but he doesn't get it.