[Grut]

If you're an Oklahoman then report your neighbor as being in possession of an unregistered flute.

Well now, hold on; that's not so unreasonable. Flutes aren't harmless. As the founder of The Society to Beat Jean Pierre Rampal Severely About the Head and Shoulders With David Galway, let me assure you that flute music can cause hives and very likely liver damage.

[Quix]

OH, DEAR . . .

Battering melodies . . .

I like both of em.