To: MestaMachine
Yep.
Take a course in Corrective Phrenology. Works wonders for those afflicted with your MENSA syndrome. While at first the effects may seem palliative, repeated courses of treatment invariably yield acceptable results.
8 posted on
07/22/2010 7:11:14 AM PDT by
Dead Corpse
(III, Alarm and Muster)
To: Dead Corpse
I'm curious as to what pummel tool you would recommend for this corrective treatment?
10 posted on
07/22/2010 7:14:14 AM PDT by
MHGinTN
(Mormons, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when deceived.)
To: Dead Corpse
I don’t know that a wood shampoo would help the condition to any measurable degree.
It would be rather *satisfying* though...
11 posted on
07/22/2010 7:14:49 AM PDT by
null and void
(We are now in day 544 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
To: Dead Corpse
BTW, love the redundancy in your screen name. It takes brilliance to do that sort of thing, don’tchaknow.
12 posted on
07/22/2010 7:15:10 AM PDT by
MHGinTN
(Mormons, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when deceived.)
To: Dead Corpse
An alternative therapy is high doses of copper encapsulated lead via high velocity inter-cranial injection.
19 posted on
07/22/2010 7:23:57 AM PDT by
Durus
(The People have abdicated our duties and anxiously hopes for just two things, "Bread and Circuses")
To: Dead Corpse
Take a course in Corrective Phrenology. Works wonders for those afflicted with your MENSA syndrome. While at first the effects may seem palliative, repeated courses of treatment invariably yield acceptable results.LOL. Good one.
29 posted on
07/22/2010 7:33:00 AM PDT by
Maceman
To: Dead Corpse
Take a course in Corrective Phrenology. Known in some environs as Cranial Rolfing.
45 posted on
07/22/2010 8:52:54 AM PDT by
Erasmus
(Personal goal: Have a bigger carbon footprint than Tony Robbins.)
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