[The Comedian]

Only whites can be racist.

The melanin-endowed (whether Arab, Mexican, or Afritard like our Pres__ent) are incapable of this ultimate sin.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Righting]

... while in fact, entire Arabia is the most racist area.