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Posted on 07/29/2010 8:27:09 AM PDT by CanGyrene

A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE OF THE KIND OF REPRESENTATION WE HAVE IN CONGRESS, TRUE STORY:

(Excerpt) Read more at warpspeed.com ...


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KEYWORDS: brainless; pelosi; politicalhumor
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'

'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track..'

'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.

Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''

Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'

1 posted on 07/29/2010 8:27:15 AM PDT by CanGyrene
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To: CanGyrene

An obvious answer came to me right away.

Semper fi!


2 posted on 07/29/2010 8:32:12 AM PDT by FoxInSocks (B. Hussein Obama: Central Planning Czar)
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To: CanGyrene

Zot?


3 posted on 07/29/2010 8:32:16 AM PDT by noblejones (Obama rules!)
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To: CanGyrene

Damn it’s a great story but unfortunately it’s not true:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/pelosi/captaincook.asp


4 posted on 07/29/2010 8:37:15 AM PDT by Artemis Webb (DeMint 2012)
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To: Artemis Webb

Like most things on the internet


5 posted on 07/29/2010 8:39:24 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: CanGyrene

Snopes says this has been running around the internet since 2001, sometimes using the proverbial ‘Blonde’ instead of Pelosi.


6 posted on 07/29/2010 8:41:59 AM PDT by Dudoight
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To: CanGyrene
I'll give you a clue Nancy it is our fiftieth state..Not to worry idiot woman you are not any smarter then obama who said we had 57 states

He was stabbed to death..

7 posted on 07/29/2010 8:46:54 AM PDT by PLD (When you receive a kindness,remember it;when you bestow one,forget it)
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To: Dudoight

snopes says a lot of things...doesn’t make them true, though.

(btw, I don’t believe the story, but I also do not rely on the libs at snopes to tell me what is is or is not true.)


8 posted on 07/29/2010 8:47:48 AM PDT by stefanbatory (Insert witty tagline here)
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To: stefanbatory
Same here, I have my doubts about snopes.com being correct every single time, especially where politics are concerned. I don't think Pelosi said this however.
9 posted on 07/29/2010 8:52:06 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: stefanbatory
There are a lot of "snopedopes" on the net; I've had to remove people from my mailing lists who check out every email and proceed to lecture me about the content, which I don't make up, I just forward them.

Having said that, I don't feel that it is my place to edit, or verify everything received in email; usually it's OBVIOUSLY a joke, or satire.

IF I'm really interested, and it affects me or my family, I'll check it out - but not on Snopes or Factcheck...both leftists strongholds.

For email recipients it is "caveat emtor" (sp?)let the buyer beware.
10 posted on 07/29/2010 8:54:43 AM PDT by FrankR (It doesn't matter what they call us, only what we answer to....)
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To: Ditter

Nan always has that crazy smile on her face.
Whatever she’s taking makes her happy.


11 posted on 07/29/2010 8:55:18 AM PDT by nascarnation
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To: FrankR

Nothing like spreading stupidity around.


12 posted on 07/29/2010 9:16:57 AM PDT by stormer
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To: FrankR
I've had to remove people from my mailing lists who check out every email and proceed to lecture me about the content, which I don't make up, I just forward them.

When I get a "forwarded" e-mail, I'll usually check the verasity of anything that's being presented as fact. If I find out it isn't, I'll "reply all" and tell everyone what I've found out. If they don't like it, they can delete it. If the person who forwarded it doesn't like it, they can stop forwarding junk to me. :)

13 posted on 07/29/2010 9:28:13 AM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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To: al baby

Al baby, how’s it going?

Well, that may not be true but this is. I read a long article about Pelosi that came out about the time she started flexing her muscles as Speaker. It was all about how heroic she was because she overcame a serious handicap and went on to attain the position of power she holds. The author was a tool of course. But the interesting part was the handicap. And al, you just have to believe me because every trace of that article and anything that quoted it is gone - scrubbed like it never existed. The story was, Nancy was born with only half a brain. The rest of it was not developed and she spent years getting special training and therapy, over came it and became an over-achiever.

I didn’t save the darn thing, went back a few days later to snag it, having realized my oversight, and nada. I don’t know whether that was the element of Nan’ life that was most responsible for turning her into the misguided witch she is or whether she’d just be twice as bad with both halves of her brain. Bottom line, though, San Fran Nan only has 1/2 a brain so she may not be very good with riddles.


14 posted on 07/29/2010 9:30:40 AM PDT by Natural Born 54 (FUBO x 10)
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To: CanGyrene
Box of rocks?

People who post jokes or sob stories invented by LOLs as news are DAABOR, in my opinion.

15 posted on 07/29/2010 1:35:53 PM PDT by Publius6961 ("In 1964 the War on Poverty Began --- Poverty won.")
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To: noblejones

I thought it was funny - in FReeper language - “HUMOUR” - I still think it’s funny (and likely appropriate). After all the poor woman allegedly only has half a brain - and that question was a real challenge. There’s got to be something worth laughing at in all of this...


16 posted on 07/30/2010 6:33:36 PM PDT by CanGyrene (CanGyrene)
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To: CanGyrene

>>
I thought it was funny - in FReeper language - “HUMOUR” - I still think it’s funny (and likely appropriate). After all the poor woman allegedly only has half a brain - and that question was a real challenge. There’s got to be something worth laughing at in all of this...
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I’m with you on that. Any take down of Pelosi is golden. I just thought it might be blog SPAM; sorry.


17 posted on 07/30/2010 9:44:06 PM PDT by noblejones (Obama rules!)
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