Station this soldier in the Arctic taking care of a weather station equipped with pork rations.
Not only that, it is currently ramaden, so if he is so observant, he won't be eating or drinking during the daylight hours. As long as it is still summer, it is 24 hours of daylight at the north pole.
13 posted on 08/31/2010 7:40:15 AM PDT by pnh102
(Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)