Her picture is a living reminder why some folks need to engage in “phone sex” — they’d never get it any other way.
A former girlfriend, attorney, had a framed ad which said that beer was God’s way for ugly people to have sex. I think that this certainly refers to this professor, assuming she looks anything like that picture!
In my opinion, if God had wanted people to be happy, he wouldn't have made some of them ugly. That may be blasphemous to some, but it's just my opinion.
I also ask, if God wanted people to worship him, then why are some people retarded or mentally ill?