[Servant of the Cross]

... will do about as well as Obama trying to make John Boehner into Darth Vader.

Yes. And I loved the one last week where the true whacko Krugman tried to suggest Mitch (?!) McConnell as the Mob Boss (now that's ROFLMBO!):

[Mr. Silverback]

Can you imagine Mitch saying “Leave the gun, take the conoli?” Or how about, “SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!”