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TSA should actually be called T&A
Vanity | 11/17/10 | sdcraigo

Posted on 11/17/2010 2:59:17 PM PST by sdcraigo

The way TSA is "handling" things, I think they should be referred to as T&A, which, as some of you might know, refers to two parts of the female anatomy.

Apologies in advance for my first vanity post - I know it's sophomoric, but the shoe fits...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ta; tsa; tsapervs

1 posted on 11/17/2010 2:59:27 PM PST by sdcraigo
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To: sdcraigo

Love it!

I can’t help but think that alot of ‘screeners’ are going to enjoy groping men...and they get PAID to do it!


2 posted on 11/17/2010 3:07:19 PM PST by lesko
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To: sdcraigo

Actually, I like it!


3 posted on 11/17/2010 3:07:36 PM PST by TSgt (On 11/08/2010 at 0421 my life changed forever. I became a father.)
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To: sdcraigo

I thought “Touching Sensitive Areas” was the best alternate meaning yet.


4 posted on 11/17/2010 3:10:19 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Palin 2012: don't retreat, just reload)
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To: sdcraigo

I think it was Newt Gingrich last night said, “TSA stands for Thousands Standing Around.”


5 posted on 11/17/2010 3:12:30 PM PST by NEMDF
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To: sdcraigo
TSA = Thousands Standing Around

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6 posted on 11/17/2010 3:13:21 PM PST by Elle Bee
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To: TSgt

I have an idea. why not train “escorts/stripers” at least great looking ones and let the customer choose who to be gropped by. seems like a win win. lower the working girls time to break the law and give a thrill to the great unwashed.


7 posted on 11/17/2010 3:13:27 PM PST by waynesa98
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To: NEMDF
It is far more like

TSA= Thousands Sexually Assaulted

8 posted on 11/17/2010 3:14:27 PM PST by bfree (The revolution is coming - FUBO)
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To: lesko
I did hear on a radio show, whose host is a Barney Frank constituent,
as it happens, that there is no truth to the internet rumor that
Barney is resigning to become a TSA screener.
9 posted on 11/17/2010 3:14:33 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: sdcraigo
Maybe, before I fly the next time, I'll answer one of those spam e-mails I get, and take a Viagra.

I wonder if they will suspect I have a dangerous package.

Just a thought.

10 posted on 11/17/2010 3:15:11 PM PST by Zeneta (Why are so many people searching for something that has already found us ?)
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To: waynesa98

To use strippers for the task would be considered prostitution. To use the TsA is considered government work. Same thing, uglier people.


11 posted on 11/17/2010 3:18:11 PM PST by Defiant (I'm a Fabian Constitutionalist. Roll back FDR and progressivism!)
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To: sdcraigo

TSA - T.oo S.tupid for A.rby’s


12 posted on 11/17/2010 3:18:46 PM PST by BossLady (TSA = Patdowns 4 Pervs)
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To: sdcraigo

TSA, the home of Grope-a-Dope.


13 posted on 11/17/2010 3:21:39 PM PST by varon
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To: sdcraigo

It’s sophomoric, but you nailed it!!!

LOL thanks for the laugh.


14 posted on 11/17/2010 3:27:23 PM PST by DannyTN
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To: sdcraigo

“Like”


15 posted on 11/17/2010 3:40:10 PM PST by La Enchiladita
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To: sdcraigo

TSA motto: You don’t get on, until we get off!


16 posted on 11/17/2010 3:55:42 PM PST by XEHRpa
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To: sdcraigo

T&A ... err ... TSA Monster Link List [freep-notes]
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2630886/posts

[You top the list.]


17 posted on 11/21/2010 10:27:53 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March
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