Trim it in real silver ornaments!
http://seekingalpha.com/article/238802-will-buying-silver-crash-jp-morgan
You know, you bring up a good point.
Not gonna try that - but there is no reason to consciously do any business whatsoever with such an organization, period. Not because a Christmas tree is that important, but simply because it reflects a kind of corporate, institutionalized retardation. Given the severity of the economy and the banking chicanary in recent decades, and now this nonsense is still on the front burner?
They. Don’t. Get. It.