Im going to spit in my sisters cranberry sauce this Christmas
Yeah! That'll teach her.
Not to hijack the thread, but, I have to relate this real life story.
My Cousin said when he first dated his wife, first date, dinner at her Mom's house.
He had a real bad chest cold, coughed and a big green luge landed smack dab in the middle of the mashed potatoes on the table.
Both he and his soon to be wife saw it but didn't know what to do.
While they were trying to think of how to say what happened, her brother grabbed the bowl of mashed potatoes, poured gravy over them, and started eating it!
They we both so embarrassed that they just sat there and never said a word while her poor little brother ate it.
They weren't hungry after that.
Sounds like a good first step...