Any chance we could get Joe Biden to resign, put Herself, the Cold and Joyless in as VP, then get the Obamster to step down? That way, Herself could finish out this term (less than two years remaining, thus making Herself eligible to run for two full terms later on).
Incumbency is such a powerful tool.
—I shudder as I agree to myself that this is a better alternative than the existing situation-—
?? Sounds as though you want Hitlery in there??