I once had a blind date with a a chick that looked like a female Nikita Khrushchev. I didn't usually do blind dates but I was set up by her sister who looked like Sophia Loren so I figured I would be getting a date with somebody who would at least look somewhat similar. How wrong I was. All I could think about was making the night out as SHORT as possible. Soooo... We get back to her place and she tells me in a thick Serbian accent..."We kiss, yes?"
I began to reply that is strictly optional and that we kiss NO! However, before I could get the words out, she grabs me followed by a garlic coated tongue darting into my throat. When I recovered I RAN to the nearest 7/11 and bought a pint of chocolate ice cream and scooped it out with my hands just to swallow enough of that ice cream to counteract that horrible garlic smell permeating my insides.
Easily THE WORST date I have ever had. Oh, and her ankle length print dress that went out of style around 1953 sort of added a special horrible touch to the memory I keep trying to rid myself of.
Sounds like she was a coupon user!
Thanks for outing your own personal dating problems. It prevents the rest of us having to do so... :>)
Go look at a picture of Nikita’s main squeeze on the internet. (Sorry, I don’t have a scanner.) A spittin’ image of the DU babe.
That one just bleeds garlic-flavored TMI...