YOUR CHILD IS A GENIOUS!!!! This is what he was trying to post:
“kjhadey9qe70rwht bcoiey vt”
Kandahar
Jihad:
Has
America
Dedicated
Enough
Youths?
9
Questions
Enrage
70% of
Respondants.
“What” and
“How” are
Two.
Because
Communist
Orders
Islam,
Even
Yemen
Villianizes
Terrorists.”
WOW that is a VERY DEEP CHILD.
The message of the ages has been proclaimed!
This is the sign; The Golden Age is upon us!
Fetch me the silver chalice, a young goat, three pure white doves and a ham sandwich!
I’ll let him know that he’s a genius.
Oh, wait. He’s a 17 year-old male. He already knows that.
He’s also well-aware that he’s the most sexually-charged, attractive, coordinated, wise, stylish creature to ever grace the presence of us mere women.
His talents are much too valuable to be wasted by mowing the lawn or taking out the garbage.
I need to go fetch his satin pillow and awaken his buxom serving wenches. He will soon stir from his bed and his delicate palate will be thirsty for three-minute duck eggs, toast points and peeled grapes.