[Boojum]

we know more about sarah palin’s lipstick shades than we do about mr and mrs obama’s fake social security numbers

I know more about an upside down rock Rick Perry walked by on his way to shoot Bambi than I do about Obama's college record.

[GregNH]

And within hours and just a few days we knew what club Tiger was hit with by his wife and how many other holes his putter was involved in.....