Played that song through twice! ROFL!!
It made me laugh, and I wrote it! That's usually my test for whether or not to post a parody. In fact, that's the main reason I looked for a thread on Pitt's birthday to DUFU, so I would have an excuse to post the song.
And thank YOU, Roscoe Karns, for all the excellent graphics, including MANY Pitt pix (like the one at the top of this DUFU and the one here of Pitt hanging out at Bukowski's).
I notice now that I left out the word "my" in line 3 of the third stanza. But I think everyone will naturally fill that in.