[SuperLuminal]

"If a bear attacks me in woods, I would rather have an assault rifle than a handgun"

For me that would be "code" for:

If When, after the elections, a bear mob attacks me in the woods streets of MD, I would rather have an assault rifle AK-47 than a handgun

Of course ,my Model 1300 (which seems to have fallen into hot water and shrunk to a total length of 25-3/4 inches and sprouted a pistol grip) would also serve nicely in close support...What's the "code" word for flechettes?)

[entropy12]

I love your analogy!!!