This is a spoof isn’t it?
Kind of like the “Old Gunny” was getting his new replacements and some baby faced kid, when asked “What is your name Marine?” “John SIR”...the Gunny goes “Don’t call me sir here and in the Corps we go by last names. First names are not to be used. NOW What is your name Marine?”
“Darling, John Darling”.
“Well John, lets see about getting you an assignment”.
I don’t think so, I remember reading about this when it first happened.