[1_Rain_Drop]

Soon it will be illegal for students to have index and middle fingers.

Next, synonyms to guns, weapons and firearms will be deleted from text books. Learning history will be interesting: The civil war was fought with lupins.

Are teachers SO Stupid that a name is in violation of a weapon’s policy?!!
What will happen to the children who live in Fishkill or Westkill? Will they have to move or the towns have to change their names?

(ps: “kill” is a Dutch word for creek)

[Tax-chick]

Animal rights activists tried to get “Fishkill” to change its name. (Isn’t it a river, too?)

I’m not making this up.

[JRandomFreeper]

So I guess the pseudo-op BTF (Branch to Fishkill) is right out.

/johnny

[FamiliarFace]

I wasn't understanding how the name signed could look like a gun when I tried to envision it from the description, so I thought maybe I had it wrong. I decided to google "hunter sign exact english language" and do an image search. Turns out I was right. "Hunter" in SEE doesn't look like a gun. These people are going overboard for no reason. Here's an example of the difference: