Posted on 05/30/2013 5:44:03 AM PDT by servo1969
For those of you who always thought that Hillary was lying about everything, you’re about to be proven right. Moreover, the news is going to come from a very unexpected source: Hillary herself.
The National Enquirer, which has stuck very close to honest reporting since getting burned in a long-ago libel suit, reports that Hillary has decided to stop the lies and tell the truth in an upcoming memoir. Simon & Schuster will pay her $25 million for writing the book, which she hopes will inoculate her 2016 presidential run against any future ugly revelations.
According to the National Enquirer’s source, a person who is allegedly one of Hillary’s close friends, “By writing this tell-all, Hillary will settle old scores and get revenge on her enemies.” Those enemies apparently include Barack and Michelle Obama, since pre-publication rumors have it that Hillary will report about Barack’s drinking problem and the Obamas’ serious marital problems. Hillary also plans to attack Valeria Jarrett, who is Obama’s right-hand woman and the person many believe is the real power in the White House.
Hillary also intends to admit what many have known for years, but which her friends and ex-lovers have never confirmed: she’s bisexual and has had lesbian affairs. The National Enquirier smugly notes that the memoir will confirm one of its past reports that a veterinarian who came to the White House to treat Socks, the White House cat, caught Hillary in a steamy (and adulterous) embrace with another woman.
It will be interesting to see whether Hillary addresses the rumors that one of her lovers is Huma Abedin. Abedin is an interesting character, since she is Hillary’s closest confidant and aid; is married to Anthony Weiner, the Democrat politician who sent naked pictures of himself to women; and comes from a family tied closely to the Muslim Brotherhood.
According to a source the National Enquirier identifies as a “family insider,” Hillary’s admission that she is a lesbian isn’t a sign that she repents her life of lies. Instead, it’s part of her cold-blooded political calculation:
“Bill and Hillary are the consummate politicians, and they realize the LGBT community is a huge voting bloc,” said a family insider.
“They want lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgender people behind Hillary in the 2016 campaign. So Hillary’s going to come clean for the votes. She’ll admit that she’s bisexual and has had lesbian relationships.”
Hillary will also admit that, when she suddenly vanished from the scene last December amidst State Department assurances that nothing bad was the matter, these assurances were yet another Clinton lie. In fact, after a fall, she was discovered to have a blood clot between her brain and her right ear, which was putting pressure on her brain. In the lead-up to the diagnosis, Hillary thought she had brain cancer, just as Teddy Kennedy did, and began saying good-bye to friends and families.
For those who still care about Monica Lewinsky, whose sexual shenanigans with Bill almost lost Bill and Hillary the White House, Hillary will finally talk about her version of those events. According to Hillary’s view of things, Monica got word to Hillary that Bill was in love with Monica and wanted to start a family with him (and that she was even planning on getting pregnant without Bill’s consent). Hillary’s response to this news was to throw up in a White House bathroom.
The book isn’t just about the personal. As part of her attack on the Obamas, Hillary will detail her battles with Valerie Jarrett, “Obama’s brain,” to get a green light on attacking Osama bin Laden. Hillary also plans to detail the fight she had with the White House over Osama’s bloodied, bullet-ridden corpse. Hillary claims that she wanted it returned to the U.S. as proof that he was dead. Obama instead opted for a secret burial at sea (and Hillary promises to reveal the real location) so as not to inflame Muslim sensibilities.
Hillary’s plan is that this book, by telling all her dirty little secrets in advance, will clear the way for a 2016 presidential run since none of her opponents will have any dirt to spill on her. The mere fact that she feels compelled to write this book indicates that the Obamas have already gathered this information and, moreover, that they would have used it if Hillary had looked set to sweep the Democrat primaries in 2008. Releasing dirt on his Democrat opponents as a way to clear the field is, after all, vintage Obama.
Party partisans will no doubt applaud Hillary for her bravery in “coming out” (not that it’s very brave if everyone you care about thinks it’s a wonderful thing to do). It will be more interesting to see how ordinary Americans feel when they discover that the woman seeking the White House has lied to them every step of the way for decades.
Who are we gonna' run to beat that? I bet I can guess what the GOP will do. After all, it's Jeb Bush's turn to lose!
Pity...
Common criminals should not be paid to tell what they did.
Many Americans, especially the young, won’t care that she lies about everything. Their point of view will be “Of course she lied about everything. We understand perfectly. She had to lie because America is such a hateful, homophobic, racist country. All ‘normal’ people have to lie to placate the rubes and old white men. But that’s OK. They’ll all be dead in just a couple more decades and more good people will be in charge. Then we can finally erase all the old white people stink from our country.”
“.....She’ll admit that she’s bisexual and has had lesbian relationships.”
I hope to hell she gets the nomination in which case I will Pray that Sarah runs against her.
If Hillarious wins, then I think we can finally say this country is over. Dead over.
But Hillarious won’t win, and we can finally be done with the Clintons...
Oh brother!....is THAT a blueprint for disaster!
The days of the GOP succeeding with establishment, four-square white guys are gone!
Much as I like four-square establishment types (to do brain surgery or design bridges) their use fullness and (more to the point) their electability, is problematic.
THOSE DAYS ARE OVER! Like it or not, the election and re election of the patently unfit and unvetted ‘O’ have guaranteed that Americans will never again see the time-tested and trusted candidate who was groomed and brought along specifically for the WH.
The GOP needs to shed the old school approach and the old school mentality that goes with it!
And you take that ‘article’ as truthful? Overkill. They put way too much detail in it. Hillary wouldn’t tell someone the whole book.
Have i seen a story detailing the fact she’s writing this book? With some outlandish up front money? No doubt she will get a huge sum. You can bet several publishers have bid her.
tThe libs owe the old lesbian for her loss to the clown. If she runs and loses the liberals will say it’s a hate crime against lesbians. They used the race card for obama, now they can use a new deck.
A book like this just goes to show how steeped in filth the liberals are. I’m sure the lesbians will suck-up every sickening detail.
She should be arrested and made to pay for four dead Americans.
Hillary reports to “Powers that be”. If anyone thinks Hillary is going to admit to all the shenanigans spanning decades of Democrat deceit, and live to tell about it I have a bridge in New York to sell you, and at a good deal.
What the publisher will get for $25mil will be a very carefully contrived story like most of her stories with emphasis on “What does it matter” to assist her 2016 run for the Presidency.
The book will matter. Look at the results of Obama’s book where he told all sorts of eye popping, creepy stuff, and won the Presidency of the United States of America BIG TIME.
Hillary would be worse than Obama as they are alike in their beliefs, and who they answer to, BUT she is a woman, and more forgiveable as is apparent in the polls. Hillary has to be stopped, and stopped cold. She is dangerous especially after the mess we have now.
No fair if she talks about Hussein’s drinking problem and doesn’t talk about her drinking problem.
What ever lies she reveals, they will be a few low impact white lies, designed by her only to protect the innocent, nothing damaging to her so called character.
What? Is she finally going to come out of the closet?
That always worked in the past.. the pukes in the MSM cheered her. Nothing has changed.
I suspect if this is true, and she really does dish on Obama, that book will never see the light of day, and her days are numbered.
I suspect Barack’s peeps are gonna have some serious problems with an old white woman atop the ticket.
Once you Nominate Black, you can never go back.
“By writing this tell-all, Hillary..."
Yeah, she is actually writing it?
no ... she will vote for a weiner mayor. huma will demand it or huma will write her tell all book.
That sentence alone is enough to make me really doubt this story. The FIRST part is correct. Bill and Hillary ARE consummate politicians. Which means, they KNOW the second part of that sentence is bunk.
Other than the ones who are obese, the LGBT community is TINY, and dwarfed by the 'normal' Americans who would be turned off by such revelations.
no ... she will vote for a weiner mayor. huma will demand it or huma will write her tell all book.
Interesting. I'm on the edge of my chair...............
FMCDH(BITS)
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