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Man files suit after Sweet Smiles chocolate leaves him without toot
.valleycentral.com ^ | 10.12.2013 | Action 4 News Staff

Posted on 10/12/2013 8:25:19 PM PDT by moonshinner_09

An Edinburg man filed a lawsuit against Georgia Nut Company and Dollar General after he lost his tooth while allegedly eating Sweet Smiles chocolate covered almonds.

The civil lawsuit was filed in U.S. District Court by Jesus Castaneda

The lawsuit alleges that Castaneda had the intent of consuming the chocolate covered almonds, and when he was biting down on one, he felt a sharp pain to the left side of his mouth.

He then went to a dentist, where he found out his tooth was fractured and non-restorable, the lawsuit alleges.

According to the lawsuit, the product was defective, unreasonably dangerous and harmful.

He is seeking up to $1 million for the damages.

The lawsuit alleges that the defendant, Georgia Nut Company and Dollar General Corporation, failed to inspect the Sweet Smiles chocolate covered almond.

According to court documents obtained by Action 4 News, the lawsuit states that Castaneda is seeking compensation for physical pain and disability, future physical pain and mental anguish.

The lawsuit states that Castaneda will show if any injury had happened prior to the chocolate covered almonds incident.

Castaneda will be represented by Jeffrey Mark Stern with the Stern Law Group out of Bellaire, Texas.

The Georgia Nut Company will be represented by Andres H. Gonzalez with David Klosterboer & Associates, and Dollar General Corporation will be represented by Attorney Erik Wollam.

(Excerpt) Read more at valleycentral.com ...


TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lawsuit; texas; toot; weird
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People did you ever see anything as stupid as this remark--The lawsuit alleges that the defendant, Georgia Nut Company and Dollar General Corporation, failed to inspect the Sweet Smiles chocolate covered almond.
1 posted on 10/12/2013 8:25:19 PM PDT by moonshinner_09
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To: moonshinner_09

Bean-O

For those who prefer to live without toot.


2 posted on 10/12/2013 8:26:43 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: moonshinner_09

Well, I only clicked on this because I wanted to know how almonds could reverse the effects of beans. :-)


3 posted on 10/12/2013 8:27:38 PM PDT by agrarianlady
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To: moonshinner_09

What’s he gonna do without his toot?


4 posted on 10/12/2013 8:28:50 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: moonshinner_09

perhaps if he ate more, he would not be left without toot...


5 posted on 10/12/2013 8:28:59 PM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: moonshinner_09

Seems he needs to lose a few more teeth.

I never saw in the article that the product was defective, as in, there was a rock in the candy.


6 posted on 10/12/2013 8:29:30 PM PDT by cuban leaf
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To: moonshinner_09

My dentist said not to eat whole almonds, only sliced ones, because whole almonds are hard on your toot.


7 posted on 10/12/2013 8:30:16 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Who knew that one day professional wrestling would be less fake than professional journalism?)
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To: cripplecreek

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
the more we eat the more we toot
until we are tootless


8 posted on 10/12/2013 8:31:02 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (If global warming exists I hope it is strong enough to reverse the Big Government snowball)
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To: moonshinner_09; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

9 posted on 10/12/2013 8:31:11 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: moonshinner_09

Sweet Smiles
The magical fruit
The more you eat the less you toot
The less you toot the better you feel
Eat Sweet Smilea with every meal.


10 posted on 10/12/2013 8:31:36 PM PDT by gitmo ( If your theology doesn't become your biography it's useless.)
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To: moonshinner_09

Don’t Mess With My Toot Toot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHlhJL3IlsQ


11 posted on 10/12/2013 8:32:53 PM PDT by Clay Moore ("In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." Napoleon Bonaparte)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
I'm the rootinist tootinist hombre this side of the Pecos.

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12 posted on 10/12/2013 8:35:02 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: moonshinner_09

I broke a tooth while eating Frosted Flakes once. I missed my chance to sue...


13 posted on 10/12/2013 8:37:05 PM PDT by exDemMom (Now that I've finally accepted that I'm living a bad hair life, I'm more at peace with the world.)
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To: moonshinner_09

Toothless People
(Weird Al parody of “Ruthless People”)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK9ptFHTHQE


14 posted on 10/12/2013 8:38:44 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (IÂ’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: moonshinner_09

How does he prove he was eating this product when he hurt his tooth? Doesn’t he have to?


15 posted on 10/12/2013 8:38:59 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: moonshinner_09

His name is Jesus.....

Why doesn’t he just heal himself?


16 posted on 10/12/2013 8:39:40 PM PDT by LegendHasIt
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To: moonshinner_09
I only clicked on it because I wondered how chocolate eliminated his ability to fart.
17 posted on 10/12/2013 8:40:15 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: Slings and Arrows

If we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, now would it? ping


18 posted on 10/12/2013 8:41:27 PM PDT by Clay Moore ("In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." Napoleon Bonaparte)
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To: Revolting cat!; Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...


19 posted on 10/12/2013 8:49:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: cripplecreek

I read this article ONLY to discern what his ‘toot’ might have been that he lost.


20 posted on 10/12/2013 8:51:07 PM PDT by bboop (does not suffer fools gladly)
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