If I were a rich man
Idle evil idle evil evil idle evil bum
All day long I wouldn't pay a crumb
If I were a wealthy man
Wouldn't have to work hard
Wait a minute, that is what I'm doing even idle DUmb
I'm just such a not-so-busy bum
Living off my wealthy parents' fund
Gee, and all this time I thought he was able to move to New Hampshire and buy a house there from his Bukowski's Bouncer Pension Fund.