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DUmmie FUnnies 12-17-13 (Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 17, 2013 | DUmmie Demo_Chris, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 12/16/2013 11:53:23 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

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To: Charles Henrickson

:: even though he hadn’t, uh, exactly ^^completed the process^^ ::

I wouldn’t expect it from you Chaz but there appears to be a parody using Jill Sobule’s “Money Shot”

Obamacare-website just can’t do the money shot?


41 posted on 12/17/2013 10:24:04 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym defines the science.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

#ObamaBuiltThat


42 posted on 12/17/2013 12:19:19 PM PST by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: Hoodat; Charles Henrickson
That DU post says it all.

Yup, at least the DUmmie could have had a < /rant off> after that paragraph.

43 posted on 12/17/2013 1:36:00 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Incorrigible; PJ-Comix
[The Defenestration of Prog.]

I knew only a select few cognoscenti would get that one, but I liked it, and it fit perfectly Demo_Chris's wife kicking her computer out the window.

44 posted on 12/17/2013 2:27:50 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Mutual of Obama.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
a parody using Jill Sobule’s “Money Shot”. . . .

I must confess, I have never heard that song. My knowledge of pop music ends around 1990.

45 posted on 12/17/2013 2:29:32 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Mutual of Obama.)
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To: Fantasywriter
It really sounds like we need a new word. “Nightmare” is far too mild & understated to describe what these ppl are going through.

"ObamaMare"?

46 posted on 12/17/2013 2:32:00 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Mutual of Obama.)
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To: LUV W; PJ-Comix
You're gonna need more Kewpie Dolls!

I feel like Kewpie Dolls could be a growth industry in 2014, as more and more disenchanted DUmmies have the scales fall from their eyes.

47 posted on 12/17/2013 2:34:21 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Mutual of Obama.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

No word yet from Pitt as to how his ObamaCare signup went. Either he is still stuck or got sticker shock or finally woke up and became worried about the Russian Mafia getting access to his trust funds.


48 posted on 12/17/2013 3:06:22 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Obama's Rule #17: "Do whatever it f****** takes.")
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To: Charles Henrickson

Check the link.

It was made culturally popular on “Bob & Tom”.


49 posted on 12/17/2013 3:18:47 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym defines the science.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Guess I’d better stock up on them! There will be more epiphanies to come, I think! :)


50 posted on 12/17/2013 3:48:05 PM PST by luvie (All my heroes wear camos! Thank you David, Michael, Chris Txradioguy, JJ, CMS, & ALL of you heroes!)
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To: AlexW

It means a whole lot if you need to blackmail or disappear troublemakers


51 posted on 12/17/2013 4:12:36 PM PST by varyouga
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To: Charles Henrickson

‘Obamamare’ might be closer to the hellish reality than a simple ‘nightmare’. The accts of trying to get good coverage via Obamacare are simply mindboggling. Yet somehow these liberals experience the reality of big government ineptitude & tyranny, rolled together in the life-and-death arena of healthcare, & retain their veneration of bureaucracy intact. The best they can do is lament that conservatives now have an anti-big-government talking point. How ideologically blinded, or just downright dumb, does a person have to be to get no further/deeper in their analysis than this?


52 posted on 12/17/2013 4:37:09 PM PST by Fantasywriter
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To: Charles Henrickson

Embrace the suck, DUmbasses!


53 posted on 12/17/2013 5:10:59 PM PST by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

This was a really good one. I laughed hard enough that I had tears.

My wife had to come and see if I was okay!


54 posted on 12/17/2013 7:03:31 PM PST by ConservativeMind ("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticide, abortion, and euthanasia.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
[Hey, DUmmie? Yeah, you, you who voted for Obama. Two words: OWN IT!]

Better yet: "We didn't build that!"

55 posted on 12/18/2013 5:26:40 AM PST by Buggman (returnofbenjamin.com - Baruch haBa b'Shem ADONAI!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“”””anonymous, unverifiable anti-ACA posts, even absurd creative writing fails like this one, should normally just be ignored.”””””

Any mention of any policy implemented by Obama that is negative in any way should normally just be ignored.
Any facts that prove any Obama policy is bad for you should normally just be ignored.
Any criticism of Obama in any way shape or form, no matter how many examples or statistics to back it up, should normally just be ignored.

Hey, I just rewrote MSNBC’s mission statement.


56 posted on 12/18/2013 6:10:26 AM PST by envisio (Its on like Donkey Kong!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I just checked again and still NOTHING from Pitt which means his attempt to sign up with ObamaCare was a FAIL. If he had accomplished it, he would have been loudly boasting on this in DUmmieland. Also, was Pitt a paid SHILL for ObamaCare. Somehow his post had way too much of a shill quality to be authentic? Is the government paying people with high web profiles to SHILL for ObamaCare? I gotta wonder about this.


57 posted on 12/18/2013 7:19:32 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Obama's Rule #17: "Do whatever it f****** takes.")
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To: Charles Henrickson

Just a report here. It is now 4 days since Wee Willie posted about his attempt to get ObamaCare and only needed to make a phone call to complete the process. It was assumed he would make that call on Monday. Well, I have seen two DUmmieland posts by Pitt since then and NOTHING. It sounds like he was UNABLE to complete the enrollment (i.e. payment) process that he was shilling as so easy. So as of this moment, unless Pitt updates everybody which I know he would IF he could, he is NOT enrolled in ObamaCare.


58 posted on 12/19/2013 6:42:53 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Obama's Rule #17: "Do whatever it f****** takes.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Since this website was designed by some idiotic Canadian company the dummies need to sing a few rounds of Blame Canada!


59 posted on 12/19/2013 7:24:41 AM PST by xp38
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To: Charles Henrickson

Obviously, I am seriously late to this thread...but it was hysterical. One of your best.


60 posted on 12/21/2013 10:32:42 PM PST by berdie
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