I am an adult now.
I work. I pay the bills. I provide Christmas gifts.
When I was a kid, I got stuff.
But now I am an adult.
My wife gets stressed around Christmas. If I need something, I go buy it. If I don’t have it I probably don’t need it.
I have to be careful buying her gifts. I tend to get her things she needs...
That super-heavy-duty girdle probably wasn’t the best choice last year.