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Sandra Fluke For Senate? Rocket Scientists Unite!
Self | 1/30/14 | Self

Posted on 01/30/2014 4:00:48 PM PST by xuberalles

How ridiculous and devoid of any standards has the left become? Sandra Fluke is considering running for a Senate seat. Her extensive resume? Demanding free contraception at taxpayer expense while sipping a $5 cup of joe from Starbucks. Wow, so very impressive! Considering the apathy and idiocy plaguing the electorate, I wouldn't be surprised if she won. I'm going to start demanding free gas money from PETA so I can go to KFC and stimulate the economy with food stamps. What's next...the ACLU suing to end the Americans with Disabilities Act because Sandra Fluke can't bum a ride on Stephen Hawking's wheelchair for morning Bingo at McDonald's? At least she won't miss the word "parasite". Oh well, I guess Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi will soon have competition for the most ignorant politician on Earth. To Al Gore's dismay, that PBS special won't curtail Global Warming or melt the polar ice caps. Bummer.


TOPICS: Government; Politics; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: california; election; henrywaxman; sandrafluke; senate
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1 posted on 01/30/2014 4:00:48 PM PST by xuberalles
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To: xuberalles

Well, she’s at least as smart as the clown in Minnesota.


2 posted on 01/30/2014 4:05:05 PM PST by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!!)
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To: xuberalles

Sandra Fluke? The condom lady? What? Do elected politicians get free condoms now?


3 posted on 01/30/2014 4:05:07 PM PST by Kackikat
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To: xuberalles

Does she have a boyfriend yet? (Not buying the Mutterperl story.)


4 posted on 01/30/2014 4:05:30 PM PST by Olog-hai
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To: xuberalles

The really sad thing is that Fluke would be an improvement over Waxman.


5 posted on 01/30/2014 4:06:00 PM PST by pallis
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To: xuberalles
a Liver Fluke is more qualified than this pig is...
6 posted on 01/30/2014 4:06:03 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: xuberalles

Actually, Fluke expressed an interest in running for the seat just vacated by Henry “Nostrils” Waxman, not the Senate. I can’t see either Frankenfeinstein or Boxer liberating their husband-funding fiefdoms for some young slut anytime soon.


7 posted on 01/30/2014 4:06:17 PM PST by montag813
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To: Kackikat

I’m guessing so. A perk she can’t pass up...not that she ever says np.


8 posted on 01/30/2014 4:08:12 PM PST by xuberalles ("The Right Stuff" Conservative Novelties http://www.zazzle.com/xuberalles)
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To: xuberalles
If the "PEACE " symbol is two fingers raised upright, in the shape of a "V",
The Piece symbol for Sandra Fluke should be the same two fingers,
inverted, like a "Y" , upside down .
9 posted on 01/30/2014 4:08:16 PM PST by Tilted Irish Kilt (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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To: xuberalles

Since it’s all about symbolism anyway, she has a good chance to win. She has become a symbol of the valiant women fighting against the evil oppressor males. All the militant man-hating fang-tooth feminazis will back her.


10 posted on 01/30/2014 4:08:51 PM PST by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible traitors. Complicit in the destruction of our country.)
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To: I want the USA back

I’m sure they will...especially in Cali! If Code Pink and Roseanne had a daughter it would be her.


11 posted on 01/30/2014 4:10:41 PM PST by xuberalles ("The Right Stuff" Conservative Novelties http://www.zazzle.com/xuberalles)
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To: xuberalles

Called this one. She’s up for President next.


12 posted on 01/30/2014 4:14:43 PM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Considering their logic, that wouldn’t suprise me.


13 posted on 01/30/2014 4:17:15 PM PST by xuberalles ("The Right Stuff" Conservative Novelties http://www.zazzle.com/xuberalles)
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To: xuberalles

I bet she thinks ‘tabling a motion’ is a sex act.


14 posted on 01/30/2014 4:17:43 PM PST by tbpiper
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lol I have a feeling you’re correct. She’ll get lots of mileage with that one!


15 posted on 01/30/2014 4:19:09 PM PST by xuberalles ("The Right Stuff" Conservative Novelties http://www.zazzle.com/xuberalles)
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To: Jim Robinson

Probably that wonderful commie state is where she will run. Then they will have two complete and utterly fools as senators.


16 posted on 01/30/2014 4:20:17 PM PST by RetiredArmy (All that call upon His name shall be saved! HE is the ONLY way to heaven. Only HIM!!)
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To: xuberalles

just imagine the campaign slogans that can be used AGAINST her!!


17 posted on 01/30/2014 4:21:27 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("When you meet the unbelievers, strike at their necks..." -- Qur'an 47:4)
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To: Jim Robinson

Clowns scare me! Little did I know why as a child.


18 posted on 01/30/2014 4:23:38 PM PST by xuberalles ("The Right Stuff" Conservative Novelties http://www.zazzle.com/xuberalles)
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To: MeshugeMikey

What’s looser than a socialist in the ghetto? That’s not out of bounds, is it?


19 posted on 01/30/2014 4:24:59 PM PST by xuberalles ("The Right Stuff" Conservative Novelties http://www.zazzle.com/xuberalles)
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To: xuberalles

ahahahaha

Its just a Fluke!

Do we really Need a Fluke


20 posted on 01/30/2014 4:26:01 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("When you meet the unbelievers, strike at their necks..." -- Qur'an 47:4)
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