The National Corvette Museum Sinkhole Coverup (this has to be a joke, right?)

Slideshare (Nick Brown) ^ | 2/12/14 | Nick Brown

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1. The National Corvette Museum Cover up: 2. In the sinkhole…. They found something they aren’t releasing to the media yet…… 3. Fact – There have been 7 reports of sinkholes found in the area THE SAME DAY as the Corvette museum collapse. Fact – There are reports of continual screaming heard at the Corvette Museum the morning of the discovery. Fact – 4 professors at Western Kentucky University were called in. Fact – 1 geologist was called in from the University of California. 4. We demand to know what this is! 5. Can’t see it? Let’s enhance it. 6. Overheard on the scanner in Bowling Green, KY Officer – “The professor believes it could be caused by a graboid.” Dispatch – “10-4. Switch to secure channel.” 7. What is a graboid? Grabiod [gra-b-oid] noun 1. an organism; 2. A small worm that lived in a classed prehistoric era 3. A worm with a beak and is believed to have survived extinction. 8. What is a graboid? While they are small – some graboids have been known to be much larger. 9. For instance, here is a diagram of what we believe is under the earth in Bowling Green, KY 10. Adding it up: 1. 2. 3. 4. Multiple sinkholes Photo evidence Name “Graboid” said aloud on a scanner and………. 11. The most shocking evidence we have uncovered

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